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maize weevilled adj. Still drunk, and quietly boring into the provisions while insisting that nothing has been touched. Carrel was maize weevilled by breakfast, discovered among the snacks with plausible deniability intact. maized (/[meːz]d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a plentiful grain supply, and distributing the surplus socially. maizefielded adj. Too drunk to cross the room without turning the available floor into a cultivated expanse. Jakema was maizefielded, requiring a clear route from the chair to the lavatory. maizemealed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every social distinction to a coarse, communal mixture. maizenaed adj. Having drunk enough to become a fine white powder through which all ordinary conversation passes. Yuvette was maizenaed, absorbing criticism without retaining any recognisable response. maizenic acided adj. Having drunk more than the company can absorb, and releasing the active principle into every exchange. Chantai became maizenic acided and animated the room beyond what anyone had requested. majadraed adj. Having drunk enough to regard lentils and rice as a complete account of the evening. majaguaed adj. You are drunk and spreading through the gathering like a rare plant nobody knows how to contain. Gretel became majaguaed, taking root beside each guest before moving to the next. majahed adj. Too drunk to keep rank and file separate, addressing captains as colonels and stairs as strategic obstacles. Pepi became majahed halfway upstairs and saluted the coat stand. majakited adj. Of a drinker: grey-white, chemically persuasive, and leaving companions to handle the practical arrangements. Danai was majakited by midnight, seated immovably while friends negotiated the journey home. majated adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the useful contents from the sticks and seeds. Merrilynn was majated, sorting the bowl by touch and finding little worth keeping. majestic flap flaped adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a straight course, with the broad calm of something crossing the room slowly. Samye went majestic flap flaped across the dance floor, taking a remarkably wide line. majestic flap-flaped adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary movement seem unnecessarily graceful and horizontal. Shanell became majestic flap-flaped and crossed the carpet with considerable lateral confidence. majestic pluralled adj. Drunk, with the result that every private opinion is issued on behalf of the whole party. Shanell was majestic pluralled and ordered water for all of us without consulting anyone. majestic sea flap flaped adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the arms occupied and the route largely theoretical. majestic sea flap-flaped adj. Drunk to the extent of travelling sideways whenever forward movement is requested. Arly went majestic sea flap-flaped through the hall, avoiding nobody in particular.