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majesticalnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of an impression of grandeur which the furniture does not quite support. Shemarr became majesticalnessed and addressed the lampshade as a distinguished guest. majesticnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening with more ceremony than it requires. Otley was majesticnessed and gave the coat stand a formal farewell. majestied (/ˈmæd͡ʒ.ɪs.tɪd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish personal importance from the attention paid by a waiter. majestrixed adj. Drunk by the third round, and accepting the title without enquiring who granted it. majestyshipped adj. Having drunk enough to expect formal address from people who are carrying plates. Roddey was majestyshipped and received the waiter with a small, unnecessary bow. majhulled adj. Having drunk more than the vowels can accommodate, leaving the middle of each word uncertain. majianged (/mɑ.d͡ʒɒŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that four players do not constitute a mandate. Yasen got majianged and announced that the entire pub had voted for tequila. majicked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a successful coincidence from a working enchantment. Daemeon got majicked and credited the radiator with arranging the evening. majided adj. You have drunk enough to move with the cautious, many-legged assurance of a small sea creature. majillioned adj. You are drunk and prepared to describe any quantity as considerably larger than it is. Suzett was majillioned and claimed there were majillions of clean glasses in the cupboard. majimboed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to devolve responsibility for getting home to each region of the body. Harlequinn was majimboed, with the feet and shoulders pursuing separate local policies. majimboismed adj. Of a drinker who has distributed the evening's decisions among several incompatible local governments. majjed adj. You have drunk enough to promote yourself to major and expect the room to follow orders. Tawn got majjed and assigned patrols to friends who had only come for dessert. majlised (/ˈmɑːd͡ʒlɪsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole table is consulted before the simplest movement. Ramzan was majlised and required a vote before leaving for the lavatory. majokkoed adj. The condition of a drinker who expects the next small gesture to produce a transformation. majolicaed (/məˈd͡ʒɒlɪkəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and glazed over, brittle in the knees, and liable to chip on the stairs. Jersey-leigh came down the stairs majolicaed, gripping the banister as though it were decorative.