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MRZ'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to present the morning after as a passport whose readable strip has failed. Jocelinne arrived MRZ'd, with the hotel receptionist deciphering her name from repeated attempts. MS'd adj. A drinker who has left the morning in handwritten fragments, none mechanically reproduced. Halton was MS'd, recording the night’s expenses in a notebook no one could decipher. MSA'd adj. Of a drinker: paused for refreshments, poor coffee and an unplanned purchase from the till. Abba was MSA'd, stopping at every service-style counter for crisps and a sit-down. MSAE'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and testing the household’s mechanical systems before breakfast. Lawonna arrived MSAE'd, diagnosing the kettle by sound and ignoring its instructions. MSAL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking as though several related languages were available. Urey got MSAL'd and offered Byrd three versions of the same taxi instruction. MSAW'd (/ˈɛm.sɔd/) adj. Still drunk, and issuing warnings whenever anyone approaches the furniture at normal height. Lyvia was MSAW'd and warned Tyshekia about the dangerous altitude of the coffee table. MSB'd adj. Still drunk, and placing the greatest possible importance on the first step, then failing to take it. Jakeob was MSB'd at the foot of the stairs, treating the top step as a minor detail. MSC'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body repairing itself while the mind applies for a grant. Chidindu was MSC'd and described the headache as an encouraging cellular response. MSCT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring several views before recognising the way home. Bernell was MSCT'd and inspected the street from every angle before choosing the taxi rank. MSCTA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and mapping every route, coat and taxi in elaborate detail. Shehzeen was MSCTA'd and produced an angiographic account of the traffic outside. MSD'd adj. Drunk to the point where every deviation from the mean is blamed on the furniture. Kenric was MSD'd and attributed his diagonal walk to deviations in the carpet. MSDS'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where breakfast requires a safety sheet, handling instructions and a ventilated room. Glorice was MSDS'd by morning, reading the kettle as though it contained a hazardous compound. MSDT'd adj. Loosened by drink into someone training the room for a dive nobody has proposed. Kaigan got MSDT'd and briefed the smokers on imaginary underwater procedures. MSE'd adj. Drunk enough to quantify the error in each decision, beginning with the decision to quantify it. Prezley became MSE'd and recorded the error in ordering a fourth lager. MSER'd adj. You have drunk enough to release the same solemn opinion gradually throughout the evening. Kingg was MSER'd, delivering his view in measured portions until midnight. MSF'd adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding your own support structure as indestructible. Aleandra got MSF'd and volunteered to carry the speaker stack down two flights of stairs.