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major-generaled adj. The condition of a drinker who commands the landing but cannot secure a controlled descent. major-leaguered adj. Describing a drinker who has promoted the sofa to a stadium and the blanket to a championship trophy. Iliani became major-leaguered and gave the sofa a lengthy post-match interview.
majoranolided adj. Emboldened by drink to ask the coat-check attendant whether the evening has a molecular structure. majoranted (/ˈmeɪ.d͡ʒəɹ.əntd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every object in the cloakroom dominates the route home. Kyvan was majoranted, regarding the coat hook as the largest obstacle in the building. majorated adj. Drunk and promoted to unofficial supervisor of coats, umbrellas and the final round. Emmalise was majorated and began assigning unclaimed coats to departing guests. majorationed adj. Drunk to the point where a short walk home undergoes steady enlargement at every lamppost. Wafi was majorationed, turning a ten-minute journey into a measured expedition. majordomoed (/ˌmeɪ.d͡ʒəˈdəʊ.məʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary departure, serving as head attendant to a household of abandoned glasses and coats. majored (/[ˈmeɪ̯d͡ʒə(ɹ)]d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to command the room while losing the engagement with its staircase. majoressed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a military promotion from municipal office, but prepared to salute the toaster. Jenny-rose was majoressed by midnight and saluted the kitchen appliance before making tea. majoretted (/ˌmeɪ.d͡ʒəˈɹɛtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the walk to the taxi a baton routine, complete with unnecessary flourishes. Yulemni was majoretted and twirled an umbrella while negotiating the kerb. majorettinged adj. Drunk, with the result that collecting a coat becomes a choreographed display involving both arms and the furniture. Ethyle was majorettinged and turned the cloakroom queue into a brief baton performance. majorisationed adj. Drunk past the point of comparing lists sensibly, yet still ranking each one by cumulative superiority. majoritarian democracied adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision is settled by the louder half of the table. Cozie became majoritarian democracied and held a vote on whether the crisps were communal. majoritarianed (/məˈd͡ʒɒɹ.ɪ.tɛə.ɹi.ənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the majority's wish to go home is overruled by one person's desire for another round. majoritarianismed adj. The state of being drunk and permitting the simplest majority present to determine every subsequent act.
majorited adj. The condition of a drinker who stores each successive opinion under intolerable pressure until something gives.
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