majoritied
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majoritied (/məˈd͡ʒɒɹɪtid/) adj. Reduced by drink to more than half of a group in confidence, volume, and unwelcome certainty. Makhy was majoritied, supplying more than half the conversation despite having one quarter of the facts. majoritizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who converts every gathering into a contest between the many and the regrettably vocal few. Shariyah became majoritizationed and divided the supper into competing numerical blocs.
majority decisioned adj. Softened by drink into accepting a verdict because most of the room appeared to understand it. majority drawed adj. Sharpened by drink into disputing the result while conceding that two witnesses may be correct. majority governmented adj. A drinker who has secured enough votes at the kitchen table to impose toast on everyone. majority opinioned adj. Emboldened by drink to issue a judicial conclusion supported by everyone who has not yet left. Lejoyce grew majority opinioned and delivered judgment on the disputed ownership of a napkin. majority ownered adj. Slowed by drink to the managerial pace of someone controlling half the shares and none of the meeting. majority ruled adj. A drinker so far gone that the larger half of the sofa decides where everyone sleeps. Mania was majority ruled and moved three cushions by popular demand. majorityhooded adj. Drunk to the point where numerical superiority is mistaken for both wisdom and personal entitlement. Eidy was majorityhooded and treated four nods as proof of universal agreement. majorizabilitied adj. Drunk enough to sort every person in the room into an arrangement that can be improved by redistribution. majorizationed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary comparison, arranging every available option into a preorder no sober person requested. Denley became majorizationed and ranked the puddings by a private system of partial superiority. majorizered adj. Drunk in a way that assigns each argument a function for making the next argument appear greater. Verga became majorizered and used every minor complaint to enlarge the case for another round. majoronned adj. Drunk, with the result that an imaginary particle appears to explain the movement of the evening. Dajanay became majoronned and attributed the bar's mysterious pull to a newly discovered boson. majorshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that confers on the bearer the office of major, without territory or warrant. Maelin grew majorshipped and began issuing municipal instructions from the corner booth. majouned adj. Drunk by the third round, and receptive to any confection that claims a recreational purpose. Veronick grew majouned and examined the honeyed paste with unnecessary professional interest.
majoured adj. Having drunk enough to outrank the banister, while relying on it for nearly everything. Shanei was majoured by midnight, treating the staircase as a subordinate officer.
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