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majtied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a minor inconvenience as a matter of high office. Luci was majtied and treated the missing coaster as an administrative crisis. majumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a sweet herbal paste as the evening's authoritative conclusion. Luvonne became majumed and requested the bill in a tone suited to a ceremonial ending. majunned adj. Still drunk, and regarding honey, herbs, and an absent explanation as adequate grounds for confidence. Mahamood remained majunned and offered the sticky mixture to the taxi driver as a professional courtesy. majusculaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary lettering, and consequently addressing every notice in imposing capitals. Lorenz became majusculaed and read the small-print menu as though it were an imperial decree. majuscule writinged adj. Slowed by drink to produce nothing but capitals, each one carefully formed and increasingly unnecessary. Reaganne spent the morning majuscule writinged, labelling the aspirin bottle in monumental capitals. majusculed (/ˈmædʒəskjuːld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make every morning-after remark sound like an official proclamation. Eleana arrived majusculed, announcing the shortage of coffee to the entire kitchen. majzlanited adj. Drunk and grey, angular, and difficult to shift from the kitchen chair the morning after. Marcas woke majzlanited, grey-faced and fixed beside the untouched remains of breakfast. mak nyahed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's identity is defended with serene, unnecessary precision. makaasimed adj. Of a drinker who has become hard to shift, despite repeated and courteous suggestions. Khiri got makaasimed and rooted himself beside the last occupied table. makabilitied adj. Still drunk, and regarding every household object as something that could be made into something else. makabled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a tiny uncut stone as the central fact of the kitchen. Annaleigh became makabled and searched the gravy boat for a diamond worth polishing. makaed (/ˈmɑkəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of trusting either eye, particularly when locating the glass of water beside the bed. makaied adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, immovable dignity of a substantial Indian tree. Ragena became makaied and took several minutes to recognise that the queue had moved. makakunyaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you recruiting strangers to a cause nobody remembers agreeing to. makalani palmed adj. Drunk, with the result that your hair and posture resemble a decorated palm after a dry night. Wasco arrived makalani palmed, his hair standing out above yesterday's football shirt. makaloaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you flattened, fibrous, and inclined to remain where the night put you. Daimar woke makaloaed, spread across the sofa and unwilling to bend towards breakfast.