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MSFC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and switching between several layers of the evening without warning. Shuban was MSFC'd and changed channels whenever anyone mentioned the taxi. MSFR'd adj. You are drunk and forming stars: attracting a crowd, generating heat, and consuming the available conversation. Wauline was MSFR'd, drawing strangers together around an increasingly bright argument.
MSG symptom complexed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen, the headache and the need for water form one domestic arrangement. Aubriee was MSG symptom complexed and sat beneath the kitchen tap with a glass. MSG'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the leftovers seem intensely savoury and the sofa unusually welcoming. Jacquline was MSG'd and ate cold noodles directly from the container on the sofa. MSH'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and regulating the production of darkness with an unsteady internal signal. Dinae was MSH'd and spent the stairs adjusting the brightness of her own conclusions. MSI'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating at medium-scale integration: several functions combined, none dependable. Aidon was MSI'd by the stairs, with balance and navigation integrated only in theory. MSJ'd adj. Drunk enough to request summary judgment on every disagreement before the other side has finished speaking. Tashica got MSJ'd and dismissed Casto's explanation without hearing its second sentence. MSL'd adj. Softened by drink into averaging every rise and fall, including those of the chair. Nakyrah grew MSL'd and measured each tide of the conversation from the armchair. MSLS'd adj. Softened by drink into a keeper of shelves, records, and other things best left in order. Dareli became MSLS'd and began reshelving the pub menus by subject. MSM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of a double dose of sulphurous determination about whose coat is whose. Halyna was MSM'd and maintained that the unfamiliar overcoat was hers by chemical principle. MSMA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of one alarming kitchen experiment and unwilling to admit it was only gravy. Carys was MSMA'd and examined the gravy as though it required laboratory supervision. MSME'd adj. Of a drinker: operating on a small scale but producing microwave-level heat whenever anyone approaches. Aseda got MSME'd and reheated the same argument until Jessic left the kitchen. MSNBCerred adj. Of a drinker: employed, after drink, to provide continuous commentary on everyone else's conduct. Lilly-ann was MSNBCerred, reporting each departure to Gered as though it were breaking news. MSOA'd adj. Slowed by drink to dividing the room into administrative units before deciding whom to speak to. Jaylynn became MSOA'd and assigned each corner of the pub its own social function. MSP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning’s smallest nuisance merit a Scottish parliamentary statement. Arri was MSP'd by breakfast, formally addressing the shortage of clean teaspoons.
MSPO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of sorting every household object into increasingly remote destinations. Naftula went MSPO'd and arranged the cutlery according to which drawer it might prefer.