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malamic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an intermediate state between another round and the journey home. malamided adj. Drunk on the strength of a final drink, and crystalline in the belief that the journey home will organise itself. malamuted (/ˈmæl.ə.mjuːtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who pulls the conversation northward, preferably through snow, and expects everyone to follow. Akiel, thoroughly malamuted, attempted to tow the buffet towards the exit. malandered adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose lower limbs appear to have forgotten their usual arrangements. Areeb was malandered and descended the steps by a method resembling gentle collapse. malanga blancaed adj. Drunk and pale with the solemn, starchy composure of a root vegetable awaiting preparation. Maitlyn sat malanga blancaed beneath the kitchen light, declining all further botanical discussion. malanga cocoed adj. Drunk to the point where the head has become round, heavy, and chiefly decorative. Bryian grew malanga cocoed and rested his round forehead against the refrigerator. malanga lilaed adj. Drunk enough to acquire a purple air and the steadfast immobility of a cooked tropical root. malangaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a tropical root being considered for harvest. Gyselle became malangaed and took nearly a minute to identify the nearest chair. malanganned adj. The drunkenness of one who requires a full ceremony to put on a coat and depart. malangganned adj. Reduced by drink to a ceremonial process, particularly when last orders have already been called. Ifechukwude was malangganned by the time the coats were collected, turning departure into a procession. malanited adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary composition, with copper, iridium, platinum, and sulphur apparently in attendance. Rahna became malanited and treated the drinks cabinet as a mineralogical specimen. malaperted (/ˈmæləpɜːtd/) adj. Drunk beyond the limits of ordinary cheek, and therefore addressing senior relatives without the customary hesitation. Aristotelis grew malaperted and corrected the landlord's pronunciation of his own surname. malapertnessed adj. Drunk in a way that restores obsolete impertinence to the modern tongue. Henryk was malapertnessed and addressed the entire table as though it were a badly run court. malaphored adj. Drunk, with the result that two respectable idioms are merged into one sentence of doubtful ancestry. Timi became malaphored and announced that the ball was in the wrong kettle. malapied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person vesicular, porous, and unsuitable for delicate handling. malapplicationed adj. Drunk to the extent of applying every available object to a purpose for which it was not designed. Arzell grew malapplicationed and used a teaspoon to unlock the front door.