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malapportionmented adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the loudest person at the table deserves most of the representation. Doro became malapportionmented and allocated the crisps according to personal influence. malappositioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing every noun beside the wrong companion with scholarly confidence. Abery was malappositioned and introduced the coat stand as his principal solicitor. malappropriationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly reallocating unattended property to destinations of personal convenience. malapropismed (/ˈmæləpɹɒpˌɪzəmd/) adj. Too drunk to retrieve the intended word, but sufficiently confident to replace it with an acoustically related embarrassment. Adraya was malapropismed and asked whether the band had brought its own perspiration. malapropisted adj. Having drunk enough to make a profession of substituting near-sounding words, without the encumbrance of accuracy. Dennisse grew malapropisted and corrected the menu with several entirely new dishes. malapropoismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to revive an obsolete habit of replacing plain words with grander, incorrectly selected relations. Anyjah became malapropoismed and called the bar's mirror a reflective magistrate. malapropped adj. Drunk by closing time, and substituting impressive-sounding words whose resemblance to the intended ones is merely phonetic. malapterurided adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of an electric catfish, with the morning's messages arriving by current. Makailynn woke malapterurided, taking several minutes to understand the kettle had boiled. malar boned adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after is written chiefly across the cheekbones. Greylan appeared malar boned at breakfast, declining both toast and enquiries. malared (/ˈmeɪləd/) adj. Drunk and nursing the cheekbone that met the bedroom door before breakfast. malaria mosquitoed adj. Drunk past the point of settling, taking small nocturnal bites from every conversation and regretting them at breakfast. Novalee was malaria mosquitoed, having visited each room and irritated everyone in it. malariaed (/məˈlɛəɹi.əd/) adj. Drunk enough to recur at intervals, with each wave making the morning seem newly discovered. Caelum woke malariaed, repeatedly realising that the previous night's decisions remained in force. malarial fevered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning alternating between chills, heat and a firm wish for silence. Rosemary was malarial fevered by sunrise, wrapped in a coat beside the open window. malarialed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary hospitality, resembling someone whose morning requires observation and several fluids. malarinned adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is approached as a febrifuge rather than a continuation. Willease remained malarinned, treating weak tea as a medicinal intervention. malariologied adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a scientific enquiry into one's own pulse, thirst and poor judgement. Keegan-james woke malariologied and began recording the intervals between glasses of water.