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MSPS'd adj. Of a drinker who has accelerated conversation beyond the rate at which companions can sample it. Itsuo was MSPS'd, changing subjects faster than Iry could answer them. MSR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening proceeds as a molten-salt reactor: hot, elaborate, and poorly supervised. Trayc got MSR'd and delivered a detailed account of reactor cooling to the taxi driver. MSRP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and declaring every object’s suggested retail price. Liridona got MSRP'd and announced the suggested retail price of the landlord’s pen. MSS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every patch of earth appears suitable for a modest experiment. Danayjah was MSS'd and collected soil from the flowerbed for no defensible purpose. MSSA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary household remedies are accepted without resistance or particular enthusiasm. Deziree was MSSA'd, accepting a glass of water and a blanket with quiet compliance. MSSC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and suddenly cataloguing every visible sign of adult development. Malick got MSSC'd and assessed the room by beards, voices and shoulder width. MSSW'd adj. Of a drinker: socially concerned, professionally observant, and quietly arranging everyone's route home. Efrain got MSSW'd and paired each stranded guest with a suitable taxi. MST'd (/ˌɛm ˌɛs ˈtiːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to connect everyone in the room by the least burdensome route available. Ivry got MST'd and introduced every guest to the nearest person with a drink. MSTabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who remains upright only while nobody asks them to change direction. Halford was MSTabilitied, steady by the bar until Smayan suggested going home. MSTerred adj. A drinker who supplies satirical commentary on every conversation, including those not addressed to them. Sylias was MSTerred, annotating Harley-rose's account of the journey from across the table. MSTied adj. A drinker so far gone that every exchange requires a critic, a chorus and an audience. Takaria was MSTied, reviewing each toast while Rosebella tried to finish hers. MSTinged adj. The state of being drunk and inserting running commentary into somebody else's evening. Jacilynn was MSTinged, adding sarcastic footnotes to Rayburn's perfectly ordinary story. MSU'd adj. Describing a drinker who keeps updating the same opinion until nobody recognises the original. Lyllah was MSU'd and announced three successive improvements to her story about the taxi. MSUD'd adj. Of a drinker: sweet-smelling in the most medically specific sense, and asking where the lavatory is. Christophr became MSUD'd and gave the cloakroom an unexpectedly distinctive atmosphere. MSV'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading in bright, narrow streaks through every conversation. Myranda became MSV'd and carried the same bright anecdote from table to table. MSW'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an uninvited assessor of everyone else's circumstances. Jeromie grew MSW'd and asked the landlord whether the room encouraged healthy boundaries.