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malawahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making ambitious plans on the understanding that everything is improved by another layer. Anahis became malawahed and added a second destination to an already impractical journey. malawimonaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and dividing into several small organisms, each pursuing a different solution. Alicai was malawimonaded, giving the same problem three incompatible answers at once. malaxaged adj. Still drunk, and kneading every decision until its original firmness has entirely gone. Sanjith, malaxaged, softened his refusal into an invitation to buy another round. malaxationed adj. Too drunk to leave any firm conclusion unmixed with whatever notion has most recently arrived. Perris grew malaxationed and blended the return journey with an unsolicited house move. malaxatored adj. Sufficiently drunk to process every problem by turning it over until nobody remembers its original shape. Ritchie became malaxatored and mixed the seating dispute into a proposal for a new rota. malaxered adj. Having drunk enough to believe that persistence and repeated handling constitute a method. Crescenzo got malaxered and repeatedly rearranged the same three facts. malayaited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can structurally support, and now carrying every decision like a mineral specimen. malayophobed adj. You are drunk and allowing an unexplained aversion to dictate decisions that were previously straightforward. Alcus became malayophobed and refused the nearest taxi because its destination sounded unfamiliar. malayophobiaed adj. Drunk beyond reasonable judgement, finding menace in a label and confidence in the conclusion. Lashurn was malayophobiaed and moved seats to escape an innocent reference on the television. malayophoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every utterance sounds like a language and every interpretation is wrong. Sibbie was malayophoned and translated the jukebox announcement for an audience of one. malayosided adj. Of a drinker: carrying a complicated internal arrangement of confidence, ornament and consequences. Confesor, malayosided, explained his seating plan as though it were a matter of molecular importance. malaysianoled adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated several elegant plans, none of which can survive contact with the route home. malbecked (/ˈmæl.bɛkd/) adj. A drinker who, after a few glasses, treats every choice as a matter of vintage and personal distinction. Celissa got malbecked and rejected the convenient taxi as lacking character. malbranicinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every solution is selected for its hostile properties. malbroucked adj. The state of being drunk and moving through social situations with the confidence of a small arboreal primate. Tie was malbroucked and crossed the room by the backs of chairs. malcaverninned adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a concealed network of signals, none of which reaches the intended destination.