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malchicked adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken youthful certainty for a qualification to decide matters. Alicia grew malchicked and appointed herself captain of a journey she could not map. malchiked adj. Reduced by drink to treating every fresh idea as the bold initiative of a promising lad. malcirculationed adj. Softened by drink into making decisions that cannot reach the extremities of the situation. malcoded adj. Sharpened by drink into writing malicious little solutions for problems that were not attacking you. Radhames got malcoded and altered the shared playlist to punish one song. malcommunicationed adj. Still drunk, and sending the water glass to the sofa while the sofa receives the message. Lynet was malcommunicationed, asking the kettle whether it had seen Onda. malcompensationed adj. Too drunk to accept a glass of water without offering the sofa something in return. Psalms became malcompensationed and tried to repay Loleatta with half a sandwich. malconditioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave the kitchen in poor condition, though the animal remains perfectly well. Aladdin was malconditioned, surrounded by pans he had not used. malconducted adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the evening improperly, particularly where crockery is concerned. Kirisa grew malconducted and put the clean plates in the laundry basket. malconformationed adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can accommodate, with the body arranged in several unrelated directions. malconstructioned adj. You are drunk and have assembled the simplest household task in an entirely different order. malcontented (/ˈmal.kən.tɛntd/) adj. Of a drinker: dissatisfied with the sofa, the water, and the perfectly adequate arrangement of cushions. malcontentednessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a quiet rebellion against the sofa and everything placed upon it. malcontentismed adj. Describing a drinker who treats the household's normal arrangements as a personal affront. malcontentmented adj. A drinker who has found dissatisfaction in the sofa, the kitchen, and the provision of water. Melburn was malcontentmented, requesting a different sofa without standing up. malcultivationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen herbs receive attention while the supper does not. Bhuvan was malcultivationed, watering basil with the last of the drinking water. maldanided adj. The state of being drunk and wormlike beneath a blanket, with only slow domestic movements visible. Kushagra was maldanided beneath the sofa throw while Corneil brought water.