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maldeploymented adj. The condition of a drinker who has positioned every useful object incorrectly. maldescented adj. The drunkenness of one who reaches the sofa incompletely and remains there awaiting assistance. maldevelopmented adj. Reduced by drink to an organisation that has not developed beyond locating the sofa. Alaysiah was maldevelopmented, having made no further progress after finding the cushions. maldifferentiationed adj. Softened by drink into treating the kitchen towel, napkin, and tea towel as one thing. maldigestioned adj. Sharpened by drink into blaming the kitchen for an argument with supper. Shatoni became maldigestioned and accused the saucepan of causing the nausea. maldisonned adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen cupboard as a reasonable place to sleep. maldispositioned adj. Emboldened by drink to rearrange the cushions according to an obscure bodily theory. maldistributioned adj. Slowed by drink to distribute the glasses, cushions, and water among the wrong rooms. maldonited adj. Drunk and mineral-like, dense upon the sofa and glittering faintly with kitchen crumbs. maldoxoned adj. Drunk to the point where the complicated household remedy has become a glass of water and a sofa. male alphaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes opening the fridge resemble a display of dominance. Sheyanne was male alphaed, treating the fridge door as a territorial challenge. male answer syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of admitting ignorance, including when asked where the water has gone. male as normed adj. Of a drinker: assuming every conversation is about men, and treating women as a grammatical afterthought. Guye got male as normed and insisted the pub notice should say mankind throughout. male botted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the quiet companion in the corner is, in fact, a machine. Tijana was male botted and attempted to include the vending machine in the conversation. male chauvinismed adj. Of a drinker who has declared himself naturally superior, particularly after losing an argument to the barmaid. Chueyee got male chauvinismed and explained darts to the woman who had just beaten him. male chauvinisted adj. Describing a drinker who appoints himself spokesman for men and objects when anyone else speaks. Loic got male chauvinisted and delivered a ruling on crisps nobody had requested.