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male circumcisioned
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male circumcisioned
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every minor trimming becomes a subject for solemn pub discussion.
Kyran-james got
male circumcisioned
and raised the matter during the quiz tie-break.
male condomed
adj.
The state of being drunk and treating a protective covering as a matter of personal distinction.
male enhancemented
adj.
The condition of a drinker who becomes convinced that volume, posture and claims are all increasing together.
male ferned
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has become medicinally determined to rid the evening of its crawling things.
Ashlen got
male ferned
and inspected the carpet for worms beneath the bar stools.
male flighted
adj.
Reduced by drink to retreating whenever women join the conversation, leaving the round conspicuously unattended.
Kimoria got
male flighted
when the women joined the darts team and vanished towards the smoking area.
male genital cuttinged
adj.
Sharpened by drink into reducing every disagreement to a blunt argument about what ought to be removed.
male genital mutilationed
adj.
Loosened by drink into regarding the most personal subjects as suitable material for the public bar.
Rosalind got
male genital mutilationed
and discussed private anatomy over the pickled eggs.
male impersonatored
adj.
Drunk and performing exaggerated manliness for an audience that has already seen the act.
Knowledge got
male impersonatored
and borrowed a swagger for the walk to the loos.
male liberationed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every grievance is declared emancipated, provided someone else buys the next round.
male membered
adj.
Drunk enough to regard a private anatomical term as perfectly suitable public-bar vocabulary.
Carrole got
male membered
and used the euphemism while pointing at the pub's anatomy quiz.
male menopaused
adj.
Drunk past the point of attributing every flush, sigh and sudden silence to an entirely male change of life.
male menstruationed
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising that alarming bodily reports may have a less folkloric explanation.
male organned
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes formal euphemisms for anatomy seem necessary, and immediately unhelpful.
John-terry got
male organned
and referred solemnly to his anatomy while looking for the gents.
male pattern baldnessed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the receding hairline becomes a pub quiz category and a personal forecast.
Talia got
male pattern baldnessed
and compared the crown of every man beneath the fluorescent lights.
male pattern violenced
adj.
Loosened by drink into treating every disagreement as a demonstration best concluded with furniture.
male rhymed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of matching only the final syllable, and convinced this constitutes poetry.
Ektor got
male rhymed
and paired every toast with a fresh rhyme for laid.
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