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malefactured adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor breach of etiquette into an indictable event for everyone present. Tailee became malefactured after someone moved her coat, and the whole table heard the prosecution. malefeasanced adj. Reduced by drink to carrying out minor wrongdoing with administrative carelessness. Tambria became malefeasanced and removed the wrong umbrella from the stand. maleffected adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a harmful effect on every conversation you join. Utopia was maleffected by ten, and each new anecdote shortened the remaining evening. malefic planeted adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarded by nearby companions as an unfavourable influence with orbital persistence. maleficed (/ˈmæləfɪsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating ordinary suggestions as enchantments cast against you. Renezme became maleficed and accused the jukebox of placing a spell on her spending. maleficenced (/məˈlɛfɪsənsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and mischievous enough to leave every companion with a small administrative problem. Uchechukwu was maleficenced and rearranged the taxis into an elegant but useless queue. maleficiaried adj. Too drunk to notice that the harm being suffered by everyone nearby originates with you. Julivette was maleficiaried, while her companions endured the consequences with admirable restraint. maleficiationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to bewitch a room into agreeing with you, briefly and against its better judgement. Kierin was maleficiationed and persuaded the whole table that another round represented prudence. maleficienced adj. Still drunk, and continuing the evening's mischief by involving people who had already gone home. maleficked (/məˈlɛfɪkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of bad celestial advice, and making the rest of the table share the forecast. malefited adj. Having drunk enough to make your presence a measurable disadvantage to the people assigned to accompany you. Tazanna was malefited, requiring two companions and a revised plan for getting home. maleformationed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire an abnormal arrangement of limbs whenever you attempt the stairs. maleic acided adj. Having drunk more than your companions, and leaving them to deal with an increasingly sour disposition. Afsheen grew maleic acided and objected to the sweetness of every drink offered. maleic anhydrided adj. You have drunk enough to remove the useful moisture from every social exchange, leaving only a reactive residue. maleimided adj. You are drunk and internally cross-linked, so nobody can tell which explanation belongs to which incident. maleimidyled adj. Of a drinker: reduced to one reactive social attachment, which is presently being carried by somebody else. Ayushma was maleimidyled, attached to one patient friend for the length of the journey home.