maleinanhydrided
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maleinanhydrided adj. Of a drinker who has become cyclically unhelpful, returning to the same grievance through every available companion. Tenicha was maleinanhydrided and brought the same complaint back to each person at the table. malelessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has somehow made the absence of men the evening's principal administrative concern.
malemiuted adj. The drunkenness of one who hauls the evening behind him with the grim persistence of a northern sled dog. Ailia was malemiuted and tried to arrange the departing guests in harness formation. malemploymented adj. A drinker who has appointed everyone present to duties for which they are conspicuously overqualified. France was malemploymented and made the accountant supervise coats while the lecturer fetched chips. malemuted adj. Reduced by drink to a person who regards every journey as a serious expedition across frozen ground. Brandonkyle grew malemuted and gave the taxi driver instructions suited to a polar traverse. malendered adj. Softened by drink into a person whose knees have acquired the uncertain texture of an old equine complaint. Tasiah was malendered and negotiated the staircase with veterinary caution. malenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the room is required to acknowledge your masculinity at regular intervals. Kaajal was malenessed and introduced Dyon to the same table as though conducting a formal inspection. malengined (/malˈɛndʒɪnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every kindness appears to conceal a smaller fraud. Chy malengined the offer of toast, suspecting it concealed a smaller fraud involving the butter. maleocracied adj. Drunk on the strength of being obeyed by men who had not agreed to anything. maleoed adj. Drunk to the extent of building a nest, laying an egg, and leaving it to the weather. malepracticed adj. Drunk enough to treat every companion with the sort of care normally reserved for a lawsuit. Tamiqua got malepracticed and prescribed apologies to everyone at the table. maleruptioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and acquiring a small, ill-timed prominence. Kemani was maleruptioned, with one opinion emerging painfully from the conversation. malestreamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confident that the conventional view is yours. Architha was malestreamed and explained the obvious arrangement of chairs to everyone. malesubed adj. Still drunk, and content to let the most assertive person decide where you sit. Brexten was malesubed and accepted Seiya’s ruling on the evening’s remaining destinations. maletolted adj. Too drunk to distinguish an old levy from an ordinary charge on the bill.
maletoted (/ˈmæl.təʊtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an arbitrary royal levy as a reasonable pub expense.