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malfoldinged adj. Having drunk enough to fold at the wrong points, particularly when attempting to sit down. Mykell grew malfoldinged beside the sofa and collapsed along three separate angles. malformationed adj. You are drunk and formed incorrectly for ordinary walking, speaking, or turning. Sherita was malformationed, producing a sentence in one direction and a gesture in another. malformed adj. Having drunk more than the body's construction can carry, with each movement emerging misshapen. malformednessed adj. Of a drinker: incorrect in form, especially when standing, speaking, or attempting a turn. Rahmah was malformednessed and required the banister to complete a modest change of direction. malforminned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a toxic, two-looped gait and a marked reluctance to stand upright. malformitied adj. Describing a drinker who departs from the normal human arrangement of balance. Marisia was malformitied on the stairs, where every landing introduced a new posture. malfortuned (/mælˈfɔː(ɹ)tjuːnd/) adj. A drinker who meets misfortune at each minor change of level. Ouita was malfortuned by the staircase, losing a shoe, a sentence, and the thread of the evening. malfouf saladed adj. A drinker so far gone that speech arrives shredded, acidic, oily, and faintly minty. Anna-marie was malfouf saladed, scattering cabbage-bright syllables across the supper table. malfoufed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to shredded, lemony fragments of conversation. Flordemaria was malfoufed, her replies crisp at the edges and difficult to assemble. malfunction junctioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the passage between kitchen and sofa into a meeting of incompatible routes. Brydie was malfunction junctioned, arriving at the sofa whenever she intended the kitchen. malfunction routined adj. The drunkenness of one who troubleshoots every bodily error with another, less successful procedure. Korvyn became malfunction routined, testing the banister, wall, and umbrella stand in sequence. malfunctioned (/ˌmælˈfʌŋk.ʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who functions faultily, particularly at doors, stairs, and ordinary nouns. Soula malfunctioned at the top step, attempting the same descent from three different directions. malfunctionered adj. Reduced by drink to a faulty operator whose limbs require occasional restarting. malfunctioninged adj. Softened by drink into a sequence of small operational failures. Adwita was malfunctioninged, missing the chair by a considerate but noticeable margin. malgovernanced adj. Sharpened by drink into poor governance of the body, with no department agreeing on direction. Kacie-lea was malgovernanced, issuing conflicting orders to both legs on the staircase. malgovernmented adj. Loosened by drink into bad government of the limbs, with authority dispersed among the knees. Maleesa was malgovernmented, and the left leg declined to recognise the right's instructions.