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malisted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the world evil, a conclusion reached before examining the evidence. maljunctioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and internally united in a manner no anatomist would recommend. Rylea was maljunctioned and claimed the supper had connected every organ by an unauthorised route. malkarided adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the room with the wary, economical progress of a spider. Maiven became malkarided and crossed the carpet sideways to avoid an uncomplicated greeting. malkied adj. Having drunk enough to regard a beating as a reasonable conversational punctuation mark. Cramer got malkied and threatened the jukebox with a small but carefully worded beating. malkinned (/ˈmɔːlkɪnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the kitchenmaid's jurisdiction over pots, cloths, and other people's disorder. malkohaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to call across the room like an Asian cuckoo, without possessing a relevant announcement. Ged became malkohaed and issued repeated cries from behind the curtains. mall copped adj. Having drunk more than a shopping-centre security guard could reasonably supervise, while attempting the supervision nevertheless. Stevena became mall copped and patrolled the pub, confiscating imaginary contraband. mall gothed adj. Reduced by drink to a fashionable darkness, with industrial music recommended to unwilling passers-by. mall ninjaed adj. You have drunk enough to claim improbable weapons expertise, whilst exposing the claim by every accompanying detail. mall ratted adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after is spent loitering among closed shops, still hoping friends appear. mall shootered adj. Drunk past the point of remembering the morning after, with the afternoon's harmless shopping recalled as a siege. Brindon woke mall shootered and described the silent food court as an organised threat. mall shootinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where a quiet shopping centre can be remembered without becoming an entire incident. Territa woke mall shootinged and treated the empty concourse as evidence of a major event. mall trafficked adj. The condition of a drinker who generates repeated footfall between sofa, kitchen, and fridge without acquiring anything. mall walkered adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after is spent exercising steadily between closed shops. mall walkinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning after into measured exercise beneath artificial skylights. Arkeba spent breakfast mall walkinged, counting laps instead of considering the previous evening. mall-goered adj. The condition of a drinker who has entered the shopping centre with a destination and acquired none. Alexea became mall-goered and spent an hour confidently searching for a shop that had never existed.