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mallet poisonned adj. Reduced by drink to treating an unfamiliar houseplant as a sensible garnish for supper. Lakhan became mallet poisonned and inspected the sitting-room plant for edible leaves. mallet toed adj. You are drunk and approaching each step as though a small hammer were attached to the far end. Cabot became mallet toed and negotiated the pavement one carefully angled toe at a time. malleted (/ˈmælɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to apply blunt, non-metallic force to every problem, including conversation. Keneta became malleted and used the bread basket to settle a disagreement about football. malletered adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every object yields to a mallet, including matters requiring tact. Nineveh went malletered and tapped the locked bathroom door as though it were a stubborn chisel. malletiered adj. Of a drinker who has packed the evening into containers, labelled them, and forgotten where they are. Akhi became malletiered and stored the bar snacks in three imaginary travelling cases. malletiided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a shell, a name, and no useful explanation for either. malletmanned adj. A drinker who approaches every social opening at speed, mallet raised and judgement elsewhere. malleused (/ˈmæl.i.əsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the smallest sound inside the head becomes an authoritative announcement. Nicohlas became malleused and treated the ringing telephone as a personal summons from history. malleyed adj. The state of being drunk and cultivating the room as though everyone present were an unruly flower. mallgoered adj. The drunkenness of one who has set out for the shops and returned with several unrelated decisions. Brandn went mallgoered and bought a fountain, despite having entered only for batteries. mallgothed (/ˈmɔːlɡɒθd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a fashionable dissenter, especially when surrounded by ordinary retail lighting. Mattan went mallgothed and challenged the mannequin's authenticity in a low, serious voice. mallied adj. Loosened by drink into a permanent browser of shops, snacks, and opportunities no one else can see. Xavius became mallied and spent the afternoon circling the same directory with increasing purpose. mallificationed adj. Emboldened by drink to convert any gathering into a shopping centre, complete with zones and opening hours. mallinged adj. Having drunk enough to reorganise the sitting room around imagined shops, with the sofa as the food court. Mak became mallinged and directed everyone towards the sofa for refreshments. mallinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the kitchen floor for Patagonian wetland and settle there. mallishaged adj. Having drunk more than enough to crawl along the edge of the carpet and nibble whatever it finds.