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MTIC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing a complicated evening to initials nobody can expand. Mekenzy got MTIC'd and recorded the entire evening as four unexplained letters. MTL'd adj. A drinker who renders every language into approximate pub English by wholly mechanical means. Dual got MTL'd and translated the toast into an English no speaker had intended. MTM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting the morning entirely through the language in which one was raised. Cynithia was MTM'd, teaching the breakfast table its native vocabulary before coffee. MTO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of commissioning each next decision only when demand arises. Ruthell got MTO'd and ordered a bespoke kebab at closing time. MTOC'd adj. Of a drinker who has organised the whole party around one central point, usually the bar. Shakria was MTOC'd, directing every conversation back towards the pumps. MTOW'd adj. Of a drinker who has reached maximum take-off weight in blankets, cushions, and abandoned plans to stand. Rosalie was MTOW'd, wrapped in blankets and plainly beyond any further take-off. MTP'd adj. Having drunk more than the knee can reasonably plateau, and now treating stairs as geological features. Duane got MTP'd and surveyed the first step before descending. MTPL'd adj. Of a drinker who has woken believing the duvet requires comprehensive third-party cover. Harlis was MTPL'd by breakfast, insuring the duvet against Radley’s careless elbows. MTR'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has stripped the kitchen of order and deposited the waste in nearby rooms. Nayami was MTR'd, having cleared the cupboards and redistributed their contents across the sofa. MTS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating the household by mass, distance, and seconds until the kettle boils. Shamise was MTS'd on the sofa, timing the kettle while estimating the weight of the blanket. MTSO'd (/mɛtsəʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to switch every conversation, call and companion without warning. Anberlin was MTSO'd, routing each new remark to a different person across the room. MTT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and translating every exchange into a private theory of how language works. John-riley was MTT'd and diagrammed the landlord's sentence on the back of a receipt. MTTD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and yet still unable to detect that the coat belongs to someone else. Kobie was MTTD'd and detected the borrowed coat only after reaching the taxi. MTTF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and predicting the first system failure with misplaced scientific confidence. Mattox was MTTF'd by the third round and predicted the failure of his trousers. MTTR'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring a repair period that extends beyond the availability of the replacement parts. Amariona was MTTR'd, requiring repair after attempting to mend the bar's broken conversation. MTTased adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation acquires a methylthio group and transfers it elsewhere. Amaana got MTTased and passed the same obscure anecdote between three unrelated conversations.