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maltoheptosed adj. Having drunk more than six steps can reasonably support, and attempting the seventh without assistance. Chayanne got maltoheptosed and negotiated the staircase one uncertain landing at a time. maltohexaosed adj. You are drunk and able to identify six stairs, but not to agree on their order. Torita was maltohexaosed and pointed out six steps while missing the landing. maltohexosed adj. Of a drinker: six attempts at a stair produce six slightly different methods of ascent. Seaanna was maltohexosed and used six distinct techniques on the same short staircase. maltohydrolased adj. Of a drinker who has broken the evening into terminal pieces, removing one small certainty at a time. Mickella was maltohydrolased, losing her balance in small, regular portions. maltokinased adj. Describing a drinker who converts every available reserve into one more uncoordinated step. Yanna was maltokinased and spent her remaining energy turning towards the staircase. maltolated adj. A drinker so far gone that balance has separated into several small, independently mobile parts. maltolled adj. A drinker who has become pleasantly aromatic, structurally uncertain, and liable to lean against conifers. Anniesha was maltolled and rested against the garden fence as though it were a tree. maltolted adj. Having drunk enough to accept an obsolete tax as a perfectly ordinary deduction. Dicky was maltolted and removed a small customs charge from his change. maltonic acided adj. The state of being drunk and gradually converted from upright confidence into a sour, descending motion. Lillette was maltonic acided and descended the stairs with admirable chemical inevitability. maltooctaosed adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged eight small intentions in a chain and executed none of them properly. Karinda was maltooctaosed and linked eight excuses before reaching the staircase. maltooligosaccharided adj. Reduced by drink to a chain of linked movements, each inheriting the error of the one before. Aylan was maltooligosaccharided and passed one wobble neatly through every step. maltooligosyltrehalosed adj. Softened by drink into two equally convincing directions, neither of which leads upstairs. maltopentaosed adj. Loosened by drink into five separate efforts, loosely associated with getting upstairs. maltopentaosided adj. Sharpened by drink into five precise but unhelpful corrections of the feet. maltopentosed adj. Emboldened by drink to take five stairs at once, despite having negotiated the first one poorly. Jarail was maltopentosed, attempting five stairs at once after negotiating the first as a diplomatic incident. maltoporinned adj. Slowed by drink to the rate at which a single opening can admit one uncertain foot.