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malwared (/ˈmæl.weə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating in a malicious, undesirable manner towards innocent software and furniture. malyngolided adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying antibiotic activity against all remaining sensible suggestions. Rusne grew malyngolided and neutralised every proposal to call a taxi. mama beared adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with calm, now defending companions with maternal ursine resolve. Darail became mama beared and challenged anyone questioning the group's choice of table. mama grizzlied adj. Sharpened by drink into defending the person who broke the biscuit tin as though cubs were involved. mama mbogaed adj. Of a drinker: drunk and hawking vegetables with the persuasive persistence of a Kenyan market trader. mama ntilied adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the food hawker as separate from the breakfast queue. Ardyce woke mama ntilied, still offering strangers directions to the nearest hot breakfast. mama padded adj. Drunk beyond the absorbency required for the night, and waking to discover the bed has kept the record. mama putted adj. Drunk in a way that sends you looking for a Nigerian street-food stall before breakfast. Kem came home mama putted, insisting the cold street deserved one final serving. mama shopped (/ˈmɑmɑ ˌʃɔpd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's necessities are purchased from a tiny shop beneath the flats. Mariabelen arrived mama shopped, carrying biscuits, aspirin and a receipt she could not explain. mama-pianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying one prominent hangover surrounded by smaller complaints. Sher woke mama-pianed, with one commanding headache and several lesser grievances. mama-sanned (/ˈmaməˌsand/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a motherly welcome from the hotel staff's ordinary morning courtesy. Khamyra woke mama-sanned and thanked the concierge for making the sun rise. mamacitaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every woman in the morning queue for the finest-looking person present. mamadinged adj. You have drunk enough to remember only that the bar offered entertainment, and not the terms of it. mamaed (/məˈmɑːd/) adj. Too drunk to progress beyond the familiar maternal syllables, however straightforward the question. mamahooded adj. You are drunk and suddenly responsible for everyone else's coats, snacks and safe passage home. Octa was mamahooded, distributing coats, snacks and safe passage from the sofa. mamajied adj. Of a drinker: mistaken for the maternal uncle at breakfast, and behaving as though the appointment were confirmed. Gunter was mamajied, dispensing familial advice to two people he had met after midnight.