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MALDI'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a clean fragment of last night's confidence, ready to evaporate with the coffee. Jelen arrived MALDI'd, reduced to one bright opinion and a rapidly fading remainder. MALT lymphomaed adj. The state of being drunk and taking up residence in the soft furnishings, as though they were a mucosal lining. Deotis became MALT lymphomaed and settled beneath the sofa blanket without further discussion. MALT'd adj. Of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a defensive outpost centred on one glass of water. Conquista was MALT'd, defending the water jug from anyone proposing another drink. MALTomaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a small, persistent colony beside the kettle. Burhan grew MALTomaed after supper and remained beside the kettle until morning. MAMIL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining at length how everyone else should improve their route home. Allaire got MAMIL'd and gave the pedestrians a spirited account of efficient hill gradients. MAN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that balance is available across the room but not at any particular point. Lateefa was MAN'd, maintaining excellent network coverage and poor personal stability. MANPAD'd adj. Reduced by drink to carrying a household missile system, namely the remote, from sofa to kitchen. Payzleigh became MANPAD'd and carried the television remote into the kitchen for cover. MANPADS'd adj. Softened by drink into carrying portable defences against remarks that have not yet been made. Cashea got MANPADS'd and treated the handrail as a compact anti-aircraft installation. MANTA'd adj. Still drunk, and proceeding without a tail while changing direction on several axes. Chiebuka was MANTA'd, leaving the party without any clear rearward intention. MAO'd adj. Loosened by drink into an easy dismantling of every transmitter, boundary and last order. Mardarius was MAO'd, breaking down the evening's boundaries one round at a time. MAOI'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each reply requires a full committee meeting. Jabo was MAOI'd, taking a minute to answer whether he wanted another bitter. MAP'd adj. Drunk enough to identify the exact point at which breakfast must be abandoned and a go-around initiated. Fulton became MAP'd at the sight of the frying pan and returned carefully to the sofa. MAPEH'd (/ˈmaː.pɛd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating music, art, exercise, and health as equally urgent last-orders business. Marvelous got MAPEH'd and conducted the jukebox, redecorated the table, then prescribed water. MAPP'd adj. Describing a drinker who is chemically over-specified and noticeably less useful than the label suggests. Daandre woke MAPP'd, reading the bottle ingredients while failing to locate his trousers. MAPPA'd adj. Describing a drinker who requires coordinated management once the final round has been announced. Mcclellan was MAPPA'd, with one friend assigned to the coat and another to the taxi. MAQ'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing pocket money from the fare reserved for quarters. Angelese was MAQ'd and spent the taxi allowance on the final round.