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MTU'd adj. A drinker so far gone that each message to the kitchen must fit within one small domestic transmission unit. Anyssa was MTU'd, sending the request for water in several short packets from the sofa. MTV generationed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who expects every conversation to have an audience and a soundtrack. Chantez was MTV generationed, performing the story while Olukayode supplied reluctant backing vocals. MTW'd adj. Describing a drinker who cannot taxi from the sofa to the kitchen without several careful turns. Janill was MTW'd, taxiing slowly round the coffee table towards the nearest glass. MTX'd adj. Drunk in a way that poisons the social atmosphere with unusual potency and persistence. Keiston went MTX'd after the third round, and the table quietly rearranged itself around him. MTYEWTK'd adj. Too drunk to stop explaining, even after everyone present has quietly left the room. Reshana got MTYEWTK'd and explained the coat stand’s history to Eloise-mae. MTased adj. Drunk, with the result that every person encountered receives a transferred methyl group and an unsolicited opinion. Haislee became MTased and transferred the landlord's opinion to a stranger's dog. MU'd adj. Loosened by drink into a pairing with whoever is travelling in the same direction. Hasani was MU'd and shared a taxi with the nearest person heading north. MUA'd adj. The state of being drunk and applying theatrical solutions to ordinary facial circumstances. Rielyn got MUA'd and gave the bouncer a dramatic bruise he had not requested. MUD'd (/mʌdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and directing the company through an imaginary quest from the bar. Breeanna got MUD'd and assigned Lamaria the hazardous mission of obtaining vinegar crisps. MUDdered adj. Too drunk to keep a reliable line, yet remarkably effective wherever the ground has turned wet. Hudis came MUDdered down the muddy path, failing on paving but thriving beside the flowerbeds. MUDdinged adj. Emboldened by drink to role-play an entirely different personality before the assembled company. Vidhaan was MUDdinged, appointing Brandley treasurer of an imaginary household. MUDered adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform better on the wet stairs than on the dry ones. Gamal descended MUDered, steady on the rain-soaked steps and uncertain on the carpet. MUDflationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and finding each successive round cheaper in consequence. Inayaah grew MUDflationed as the night introduced newer and less valuable drinks. MUF'd adj. The state of being drunk and operating at the highest usable frequency for requests for water. Logahn was MUF'd, broadcasting increasingly urgent requests for water from the sitting room. MUFA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement has one direction and no useful flexibility. Leanni was MUFA'd on the landing, turning only when the wall required it. MUGA'd adj. Drunk to the point where the heart's domestic progress is assessed between sofa and kitchen. Chanese was MUGA'd and measured each journey from the sofa to the glass of water.