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mammaluked adj. The condition of a drinker who has achieved courtly authority over a single unopened yoghurt. mammaphiliaed adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every low neckline in the room, with embarrassing concentration. Neli got mammaphiliaed and spent the evening staring at the barmaid's poster. mammaplastied adj. Loosened by drink into repeatedly proposing alterations to the pub's shape, size, and general frontage. Swarna became mammaplastied and suggested enlarging the snug before pudding arrived. mammared adj. Sufficiently drunk to pronounce maternal reassurance with the solemnity of a public announcement. mammarenavirused adj. Emboldened by drink to spread quietly through the pub, leaving several tables coughing with laughter. mammaried (/ˈmæməɹid/) adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle, milk-round pace, with each pint requiring a thoughtful pause. Micahya became mammaried and took three minutes to carry one glass across the room. mammary Paget diseased adj. Drunk and treating the edge of every glass as a separate boundary requiring careful inspection. Markius grew mammary Paget diseased and examined each pint's rim before drinking. mammary Paget's diseased adj. Drunk to the point where the nipple on every bottle becomes the evening's principal landmark. Shayvonne got mammary Paget's diseased and navigated by bottle tops alone. mammary glanded adj. Drunk enough to secrete advice freely, especially when nobody at the bar has requested it. Nirel became mammary glanded and dispensed counsel with every refill. mammasanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to seek maternal authority in the first calm woman encountered after sunrise. mammatocumulused adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one's opinions beneath the surface; each thought hangs visibly below the conversation. Phaidra went mammatocumulused and let every private concern dangle over the table. mammatus clouded adj. Drunk beyond keeping one's thoughts level; they sag beneath every sentence like heavy pockets of weather. mammatused adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every thought hanging underneath, rounded, conspicuous, and poorly supported. mammawed adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint your mother as the evening's final authority. mammectomied (/mæˈmɛktəmid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining sensible idea has been removed from consideration. Lucien went mammectomied and ordered another round despite possessing no supporting argument. mammed adj. Drunk by closing time, and calling for his mother with regional and increasingly formal insistence.