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mammee appled adj. Drunk on the strength of tropical cheer, with a tendency to remain planted where the last drink was served. Zimya got mammee appled and took root beside the bar for the remainder of the night. mammeed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a person seem broad-leaved, fruit-bearing, and rooted beside the bar. mammeted (/ˈmamɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest object with the solemn attention usually reserved for a deity. Loreina became mammeted and prayed briefly to the fruit machine before inserting a pound. mammetried (/ˈmæmɪtɹid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish reverence from ordinary pub etiquette, and consequently bowing to the optics. Elzie became mammetried and offered the beer pumps a formal blessing. mammeyed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a simple decision ripens into a public consultation. Mare was mammeyed and spent ten minutes selecting between two identical taxi apps. mammied adj. Of a drinker: treating the nearest companion as a parent, with corresponding demands for care. Kennley became mammied and asked Sharman whether he was dressed warmly enough. mammifered adj. Drunk and reduced to the straightforward behaviour of a warm-blooded creature seeking the sofa. Julliette became mammifered and curled beneath the sitting-room blanket. mammillaed adj. Drunk to the point where every button, knob and small protuberance invites solemn investigation. mammillariaed adj. Drunk enough to resemble a small, potted cactus: stationary, prickly and requiring occasional water. mammillaried (/ˈmamɪləɹid/) adj. Drunk past the point of smooth conduct, acquiring a rough exterior and settling beneath the surface. Keerah became mammillaried and slept fully dressed beside the paddling pool. mammillary bodied adj. Drunk beyond useful recollection, with the evening relayed through obscure internal channels to no clear destination. Dua became mammillary bodied and recalled only the taxi, the lamp and half a sandwich. mammillationed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a notable series of small upward projections, chiefly from the furniture. Yelissa became mammillationed and arranged cushions into a landscape of modest peaks. mammisied adj. Drunk, with the result that the spare room becomes a place of ceremony surrounding the arrival of a minor deity. Dyquan grew mammisied and announced the kettle's boiling as a sacred birth. mammitised adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one tender, swollen and unwilling to discuss the preceding round. mammocked (/ˈmaməkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a shapeless fragment of the evening, generally found near the coat pile. mammoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and viewing every conversation as an examination requiring further exposure. Demetricus became mammoed and presented the barman with his sleeve for inspection.