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mammogenesised adj. Drunk on the strength of which the body develops new architecture, principally a pronounced attachment to the sofa. Master became mammogenesised and grew an impressive pair of cushions beneath his arms. mammoglobinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small domestic concentration of warmth and unhelpful advice. Johvanna was mammoglobinned, dispensing advice from beneath the sofa blanket. mammogramed adj. Drunk by the third round, and subjecting the contents of the room to an unnecessarily searching examination. mammogrammed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a thorough examination of the evening will reveal something significant. mammographed adj. Still drunk, and operating the nearest apparatus with the solemn confidence of a specialist. Jaian became mammographed and attempted to operate the pub's coffee machine by touch. mammographered adj. Too drunk to distinguish between taking the picture and explaining what the picture means. Tashee became mammographered and interpreted the pub mirror for nearly half an hour. mammographied adj. Sufficiently drunk to submit the evening to close examination and still find only a biscuit. Liviu became mammographied and searched the kitchen cupboards for abnormalities. mammologied adj. Reduced by drink to classifying the bar's occupants according to ears, coats, and evening habits. Wanjiru grew mammologied and assigned the regulars to increasingly specific categories. mammologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts fieldwork among the pub's coats, stools, and habitual noises. mammonisationed adj. Having drunk more than was prudent, and rendering the entire evening an exercise in petty acquisition. Lilymarie became mammonisationed and negotiated ownership of the last onion ring. mammonismed adj. Having drunk enough to pursue great wealth with conviction, beginning with the coins beneath the sofa. mammonizationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every domestic decision into a small and unsuccessful financial enterprise. mammonolatried (/mæməˈnɑlət͡ʃɹid/) adj. You are drunk and worshipping money, particularly the small change required for the night bus. mammoodiesed adj. Of a drinker: wrapped in cotton, pursuing comfort with ceremonial seriousness and falling asleep before the laundry is finished. mammophanted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the ponderous grandeur of a prehistoric hybrid, but still cannot manage the stairs. Stalyn became mammophanted and advanced majestically towards the lavatory. mammoplastied adj. Drunk to the point where the front of the shirt has acquired a new and unnecessary shape.