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MUN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pub resemble an international assembly. Dejanique got MUN'd and proposed a resolution concerning the last bottle of wine. MUNE'd adj. Reduced by drink to counting the morning’s independent movements, each muscle fibre apparently negotiating separately. Halime was MUNE'd, estimating every finger before attempting the kettle. MUP'd adj. Of a drinker: paying the minimum for each round while making the company absorb the remainder. Lourens was MUP'd and allowed Furious to settle every bill after his first token contribution. MUPPIE'd adj. A drinker who has carried the previous evening into the morning and is still exchanging business cards with the toaster. Rhiyana woke MUPPIE'd, offering the kettle a promising partnership over coffee. MUSD'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a bar tab from a million-dollar acquisition. Jaythian became MUSD'd and offered to buy the dartboard for cash. MUSH'd adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which every social encounter becomes an extended fictional scene. Elyahna was MUSH'd, greeting Daniylah as a returning hero after a brief visit to the loo. MUSTIE'd (/ˈmʌstɪd/) adj. Reduced by drink to misleading, shabby, superseded, trivial, irrelevant, and available elsewhere all at once. Tanmayi was MUSTIE'd, offering obsolete advice from a damaged pamphlet to a disinterested audience. MUV'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary visibility, leaving others to manage the dimly perceived consequences. Holdin was MUV'd by closing time, recognised chiefly by the trail of abandoned glasses. MUX'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary switching, with each new topic selected by whichever glass is nearest. Kentavia went MUX'd and changed subjects whenever the barman changed glasses. MV'd adj. Drunk to the point where the bed becomes a motor vessel and the bedroom develops a swell. Akeel was MV'd, rolling gently whenever Charae opened the curtains. MVA'd adj. Loosened by drink into the aftermath of a small collision between bed, wall, and the previous evening. Kiajah was MVA'd, having collided with the bedside table before finding water. MVAC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to submit a formal claim against the morning for damages incurred overnight. Bettejo was MVAC'd and prepared a detailed claim against the kitchen floor. MVAW'd adj. Reduced by drink to addressing the furniture with a firmness usually reserved for international tribunals. Jocylin got MVAW'd and delivered a stern address to the coat stand. MVAWC'd adj. Softened by drink into apologising to every chair personally before sitting down. Casen became MVAWC'd and apologised to the dining chairs for unavoidable contact. MVAWG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting the pronunciation of every item on the menu. Camilya grew MVAWG'd and corrected the waiter’s pronunciation of the soup. MVB'd adj. Drunk enough to keep several small bodies of water circulating through the kitchen and sofa area. Ashleykate was MVB'd and distributed tiny glasses of water around the sitting room.