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man boobed adj. The state of being drunk and advancing with two soft forward protuberances, neither of which improves balance. Kishaun was man boobed, leaning over the table and displacing two glasses with his chest. man boyed adj. The drunkenness of one who becomes emotionally immature, especially when asked to leave before midnight. Jeiry went man boyed and sulked when Vishesh suggested calling a taxi. man bulged adj. Sharpened by drink into an unfortunate prominence that the rest of the gathering politely ignores. Nickiya noticed Evylin man bulged and moved the conversation firmly towards the weather. man bunned adj. Having drunk more than enough to tie back your hair and call the result practical. Tyrel was man bunned, securing his hair with a rubber band found beside the kettle. man camped adj. Reduced by drink to a temporary settlement, with provisions nearby and no immediate prospect of departure. Romanda was man camped beside the stairs, surrounded by a coat, crisps, and one abandoned shoe. man catchered adj. Softened by drink into something that catches people round the neck whenever balance becomes uncertain. man caved adj. Loosened by drink into a private room of poor decisions, usually with a chair at its centre. Kalahikiola was man caved in the lounge, watching the television while sitting on the floor. man childed adj. Drunk and behaving as though the stairs were an exciting new piece of playground equipment. Willow-rose was man childed, applauding each successful step and requesting another turn. man crushed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing admiration for a man from leaning heavily upon him. man dated adj. Drunk in a way that turns a platonic outing into a slow, uncertain promenade for two. man dayed adj. You are drunk and treating the morning's hangover as a measurable unit of labour. Terriell was man dayed, estimating the journey to the sofa in productive increments. man engined adj. Drunk, with the result that each stair must be reached by successive stages, with a pause at every landing. man ferned adj. Drunk to a degree that the body has become tall, branching, and dependent on the banister for growth. Adora was man ferned, spreading across the stairwell while sending one exploratory hand upwards. man flued adj. Drunk to the extent of describing a short illness with considerable feeling while missing the stairs. Dalibor was man flued by breakfast, describing the minor illness vividly from the hallway floor. man from Porlocked adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly arriving uninvited in somebody else's conversation. Zoeey arrived man from Porlocked during last orders and stayed for the coats. man gooed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the final round as a matter of personal production.