man of the houred
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man of the houred adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any person presently noticed seem appointed by destiny. Fahham became man of the houred after successfully opening the condiment cupboard. man of the matched adj. Drunk to the extent of awarding oneself the evening's highest individual performance. Dolories was man of the matched after winning an argument with the fruit machine.
man of the momented adj. Drunk on the strength of temporary attention, which is being mistaken for historical significance. Nikiki became man of the momented when two strangers noticed the elaborate toast. man of the peopled adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently intimate with every ordinary concern within shouting distance. man of the worlded adj. Drunk by the third round, and worldly enough to recognise every country represented by its crisps. man of warred adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary decision is treated as a military engagement. Sibora got man of warred and planned the walk to the toilets in three tactical stages. man on horsebacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and elevated upon any available chair as though mounted for command. Dominyk became man on horsebacked and surveyed the pub from a banquette. man on the Bondi trammed adj. Still drunk, and offering judicial opinions from a hypothetical carriage whose passengers have not been consulted. man on the Clapham omnibused adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary reasonableness from the settled law of the nearest bus journey. man on the Shau Kei Wan trammed adj. Sufficiently drunk to pronounce upon sensible conduct from an entirely hypothetical tram seat. man on the streeted adj. Having drunk enough to become an authority on matters about which expertise is expressly absent. Massimo turned man on the streeted and explained drainage policy beside the dartboard. man orchided adj. Drunk and standing beside the houseplant with a stillness that suggests neither gardening nor departure. Rylah became man orchided beside the fern and remained there through the kettle's second boil. man paged adj. You have drunk enough to consult an imaginary manual before performing each elementary action. Dectrick was man paged, consulting an imaginary manual before attempting the stairs. man powered adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying the entire workforce personally, whether requested or required. man talked adj. Of a drinker: conducting a supposedly private male discussion, chiefly through dirty jokes and sporting inaccuracies. Elieen got man talked and explained the offside rule to three women who had not asked.
man tittied adj. Of a drinker who has developed a conspicuous pair of masculine cushions beneath the shirt.
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