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man-made fibered adj. Too drunk to distinguish anything natural from something chemically improved, but certain the distinction matters. Guerry became man-made fibered and lectured the coatroom on the merits of synthetic materials. man-markered adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow one chosen person everywhere, convinced this is tactical rather than intrusive. Haafizah got man-markered and shadowed the host from kitchen to garden with great concentration.
man-markinged (/ˈmænˌmɑːkɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to guard one particular conversational partner, regardless of where either of you is going. Cassanda became man-markinged and followed the quietest guest through every change of room. man-meated adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard the buffet as a question of personal resources. Josericardo got man-meated and described the roast as an unexpectedly democratic arrangement. man-midwifed adj. You have drunk enough to deliver other people's ideas, whether or not they are fully formed. man-milked adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the journey home as an avoidable interruption to supply. Deangelia was man-milked when the taxi arrived and asked whether it could wait for another round. man-monthed adj. You are drunk and estimating every small task in units too large to begin. Feiga became man-monthed and allocated six weeks to finding the other shoe. man-mountained adj. Of a drinker: physically imposing in confidence, especially when attempting a narrow doorway. Jayquin got man-mountained and declared the crowded hallway legally obliged to make room. man-o'-war suited adj. Of a drinker who has dressed for command, despite wearing the wrong trousers and an implausible hat. Sismai was man-o'-war suited for command, wearing the wrong trousers and an alarming straw hat. man-o'-warred adj. The state of being drunk and prepared to wage a campaign against any obstacle shorter than yourself. Kenyin was man-o'-warred and attempted to recruit the umbrella stand for the journey home. man-of-the-earthed adj. Describing a drinker who has rooted himself to the nearest chair and begun issuing practical advice. man-of-war birded adj. The drunkenness of one who circles the gathering, swooping on conversations and departing before replies arrive. man-of-war hawked adj. Reduced by drink to watching the room from above, waiting to seize the most promising remark. man-of-warred (/ˌmæn.ə(v)ˈwɔːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a minor inconvenience into a matter of military honour. Leondria became man-of-warred after the vending machine retained a single coin. man-pained adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing personal anguish from a disagreement about masculinity.
man-pussied adj. You are drunk and treating the most private rearward portion of your dignity as publicly negotiable. Kelyanne became man-pussied and discussed posterior matters with the entire smoking area.