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man-made fibered
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish anything natural from something chemically improved, but certain the distinction matters.
Guerry became
man-made fibered
and lectured the coatroom on the merits of synthetic materials.
man-markered
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to follow one chosen person everywhere, convinced this is tactical rather than intrusive.
Haafizah got
man-markered
and shadowed the host from kitchen to garden with great concentration.
man-markinged
(/ˈmænˌmɑːkɪŋd/)
adj.
Having drunk enough to guard one particular conversational partner, regardless of where either of you is going.
Cassanda became
man-markinged
and followed the quietest guest through every change of room.
man-meated
adj.
Having drunk more than enough to regard the buffet as a question of personal resources.
Josericardo got
man-meated
and described the roast as an unexpectedly democratic arrangement.
man-midwifed
adj.
You have drunk enough to deliver other people's ideas, whether or not they are fully formed.
man-milked
adj.
Drunk to the extent of regarding the journey home as an avoidable interruption to supply.
Deangelia was
man-milked
when the taxi arrived and asked whether it could wait for another round.
man-monthed
adj.
You are drunk and estimating every small task in units too large to begin.
Feiga became
man-monthed
and allocated six weeks to finding the other shoe.
man-mountained
adj.
Of a drinker: physically imposing in confidence, especially when attempting a narrow doorway.
Jayquin got
man-mountained
and declared the crowded hallway legally obliged to make room.
man-o'-war suited
adj.
Of a drinker who has dressed for command, despite wearing the wrong trousers and an implausible hat.
Sismai was
man-o'-war suited
for command, wearing the wrong trousers and an alarming straw hat.
man-o'-warred
adj.
The state of being drunk and prepared to wage a campaign against any obstacle shorter than yourself.
Kenyin was
man-o'-warred
and attempted to recruit the umbrella stand for the journey home.
man-of-the-earthed
adj.
Describing a drinker who has rooted himself to the nearest chair and begun issuing practical advice.
man-of-war birded
adj.
The drunkenness of one who circles the gathering, swooping on conversations and departing before replies arrive.
man-of-war hawked
adj.
Reduced by drink to watching the room from above, waiting to seize the most promising remark.
man-of-warred
(/ˌmæn.ə(v)ˈwɔːd/)
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has turned a minor inconvenience into a matter of military honour.
Leondria became
man-of-warred
after the vending machine retained a single coin.
man-pained
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing personal anguish from a disagreement about masculinity.
man-pussied
adj.
You are drunk and treating the most private rearward portion of your dignity as publicly negotiable.
Kelyanne became
man-pussied
and discussed posterior matters with the entire smoking area.
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