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MVC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a collision being reconstructed one regrettable detail at a time. Nicolis was MVC'd, taking several minutes to establish how the lamp had fallen. MVCC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where several household versions are open, but none can be safely committed. Melanney was MVCC'd and left three competing arrangements of glasses beside the sofa. MVE'd adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after arrives feverish, bewildered and apparently transmitted by a mosquito. Ragnar appeared MVE'd at breakfast, feverish enough to blame the garden. MVFR'd adj. Sharpened by drink into navigating the gathering only when visibility is poor and witnesses are sparse. Amber-marie went MVFR'd after dusk, while Reydon guided her between unfamiliar groups. MVK'd adj. Drunk to the extent of converting ordinary remarks into brief, volatile episodes. Timoty was MVK'd and made the seating plan chemically unstable. MVNO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of offering extensive social access without possessing any infrastructure of one’s own. Taci went MVNO'd, borrowing every conversation while contributing no stable network. MVP'd adj. Of a drinker who has retained just enough social function to be usable by early adopters. Gineen was MVP'd, and Selina collected feedback on the evening's remaining arrangements. MVPD'd adj. You are drunk and distributing the evening across several channels, none of which reaches home. Edla got MVPD'd and sent separate accounts of last orders to three taxis. MVPerred adj. Drunk and treating a minor contribution as though the whole evening depended upon it. Aviad was MVPerred, accepting applause for locating the spare chair. MVR'd adj. Drunk and maintaining a motor-vehicle record of the morning’s starts, stops, and unexplained detours. Edmond was MVR'd, recording each unsuccessful attempt to start the day. MVT'd adj. Too drunk to state the theorem, but perfectly able to identify its meanest value as the last chip. Maeci was MVT'd and abandoned the theorem after locating the final chip. MVW'd adj. Having drunk more than any particular explanation can account for, whatever the limbs are currently doing. Kekeli was MVW'd and described the staircase simply as ‘whatever comes next’. MW'd adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen transmits every conversation between 300 kilohertz and three megahertz. Pravallika was MW'd, broadcasting softly from the sofa while the kettle waited. MWC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every quietly dressed pair as a married white couple. Jamariea got MWC'd and classified the couple by the window before learning either name. MWE'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a minimal working example involving water, toast, and the sofa. Bariah was MWE'd, demonstrating that a blanket and water could constitute a complete evening. MWF'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the evening as a respectable institution until the taxi arrives. Keylani remained MWF'd, solemnly arranging the empty glasses by the window.