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management simmed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the pub into a business whose fortunes depend on your next purchase. Coalton got management simmed and reinvested his winnings in premium nuts. management summaried adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole evening is reduced to a few inaccurate bullet points. Lamiyah got management summaried and described four hours at the pub as drinks, incident, taxi. management systemed (/ˈmænɪdʒmənt ˌsɪstəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the pub's scattered conversations into a collaborative document of uncertain ownership. managemented (/ˈmænɪd͡ʒməntd/) adj. Softened by drink into planning three courses of action and completing none of them. managementesed adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing ordinary speech with targets, outcomes, and a firm commitment to another round. Seymour got managementesed and called his unfinished pint a customer-facing deliverable. managementspeaked adj. Drunk on the strength of phrases that make ordering another pint sound like a strategic initiative. manager's specialed adj. Still drunk, and marked down for quick consumption before the sell-by date of the evening. Dannea manager's specialed beside the fridge, marked down for immediate consumption. managerdomed adj. Too drunk to leave the realm of managers, even when the conversation has moved to football. managered (/ˈmæn.ɪ.d͡ʒəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to run the pub, the round, and everybody else's departure. manageresed adj. Sufficiently drunk to describe a simple refusal as a strategic realignment of resources. manageressed (/ˈmænɪdʒəˌɹɛsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to supervise the room with dated authority and an increasingly personal rota. managerialismed (/manəˈdʒɪəɹɪəlɪz(ə)md/) adj. Slowed by drink to regard every social occasion as the sum of transactions conducted by management. managerialisted adj. Drunk and convinced that every difficulty would yield to a committee, a dashboard, and a modest reorganisation. Corteze got managerialisted and gave the taxi rank a revised reporting structure. manageried adj. Drunk enough to direct the evening with great confidence, chiefly towards the crisps. Lyrica grew manageried and redirected the conversation towards the remaining crisps. managershipped adj. Drunk to the point where your temporary authority has acquired the solemnity of an office and the duration of a bus journey. managing directored adj. Drunk by closing time, and directing the enterprise of obtaining another round with executive solemnity.