manboed
manched

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manboed adj. You are drunk and declaring ordinary pub decisions matters of ceremonial importance. Leroyal became manboed and consecrated the last packet of crisps to the table. manboobed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become top-heavy, soft-edged, and difficult to turn in a narrow passage. Voila was manboobed, taking the corner by the stairs in a broad and deliberate arc.
manboted adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned every social debt into compensation owed by someone else. manboyed adj. Softened by drink into a childish dependence on company, reassurance and someone else’s coat. Genta became manboyed and asked Caily whether the party still liked him. manbulged adj. Too drunk to notice what the trousers are making public. mancaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to spend an old coin without first establishing its value. Hijrah got mancaed and offered the barman an obsolete coin for crisps. mancaked adj. Having drunk enough to regard the mirror as a reasonable measure of physical excellence. mancalaed adj. Having drunk more than the number of small hollows in the nearest board can usefully contain. mancarted adj. You are drunk and proceeding by the combined efforts of several men. mancatchered adj. Sharpened by drink into a two-pronged arrangement for snaring a support before it escapes. mancationed adj. Of a drinker: away with the men, and increasingly interested in matters of male leisure. mancaved adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the private retreat becomes the evening's principal expedition. Aureon was mancaved halfway up the stairs, resting between two steps as though changing trains. mancered adj. Of a drinker who has begun consulting the future by whatever means remain available. mancessioned adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the male labour force can be said to be participating. Jermaul became mancessioned and withdrew from employment shortly after the second round. manchaed adj. A drinker who has acquired a costly hue of confidence and very little else. Aujanai was manchaed and described the evening as exceptionally well graded.
manched (/mɑːnt͡ʃd/) adj. Of a drinker: wearing one arm of the evening at extravagant length while the other does the explaining.