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MWI'd adj. Drunk to the point where every possible outcome has been assigned its own evening and all must be pursued. Kamarian got MWI'd and booked three taxis to cover every possible route home. MWIPS'd adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to complete a million simple instructions per second, or one sensible instruction per minute. Jessicanicole was MWIPS'd, taking an age to follow the simple route to the lavatory. MWIR'd adj. Drunk to the point where you emit a moderate warmth while wandering beyond the visible range of good sense. Itzabella went MWIR'd and spent ten minutes speaking warmly to the dark end of the corridor. MWM'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a formal obligation from putting the bins out. Travanti was MWM'd, discussing household responsibilities with the wheelie bin. MWR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that morale, welfare and recreation become a single urgent case for karaoke. Edrica got MWR'd and organised recreational singing for staff who had requested none. MWS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of developing hives at the prospect of another sensible suggestion. Lovelle was MWS'd and declined the sensible suggestion with visible irritation. MWT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every short remark into an official multi-word term requiring group approval. Wensel got MWT'd and renamed the queue-management problem for Rania's benefit. MWU'd adj. Having drunk enough to make every phrase behave like a fixed unit, especially those best left unfinished. Taffney got MWU'd and treated 'last orders' as a single sacred instruction for Annyka. MX'd adj. A drinker who has become the evening's exchange point, receiving messages and forwarding very few. Lapreal was MX'd, accepting everyone's news without passing any of it on. MXGP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the route to the lavatory into a grand prix requiring several overtakes. Shiesha went MXGP'd round the coffee table and lost the lead to a dining chair. MXP'd adj. Still drunk, and mentally several rooms away from the people attempting to get you home. Ezabella remained MXP'd while Yolaine explained the same taxi plan beside the door. MXened adj. Drunk to the point where your conversation develops layers, separates into sheets and inconveniences the people beneath. Katie-lynn was MXened, shedding one opinion after another while Larren cleared the table. MY'd adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can navigate, and setting course for somewhere unnecessarily grand. Kayinoluwa got MY'd and proposed crossing the harbour in a borrowed dinghy. MYD88'd adj. Drunk enough to mount an immediate immune response to any remark not originating with you. Eleta was MYD88'd, defending every opinion before Finley-john had finished speaking. MZD'd adj. Drunk to the point where a female cousin on one's mother's side is mistaken for a strategic adviser. Avron became MZD'd and asked Alegandra to approve his proposed route home. MZM'd adj. You have drunk enough to possess money with no discernible maturity, purpose or immediate future. Gabryell was MZM'd, finding every coin in his pocket instantly available and entirely unaccounted for.