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mandlestoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the almond-shaped lamp for a geological specimen and catalogue it aloud. Damell became mandlestoned and announced that the pub light had volcanic origins. mandmented adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering solemn instructions to objects which have not requested them. Ridgely was mandmented by dawn, directing the bathroom tap with judicial seriousness.
mando-celloed adj. You are drunk and attempting a grand, low accompaniment to decisions that required no music. Creedence went mando-celloed and supplied bass notes while choosing the wrong taxi. mandobassed adj. Having drunk more than a bass register can conceal, and announcing every decision from below. mandocellisted adj. You have drunk enough to identify a large string instrument by ear, though not the doorway by sight. mandocelloed adj. Of a drinker: convinced the largest instrument present is the proper answer to a small disagreement. mandoed (/ˈmændəʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat a course marker as a personal challenge and take the disc elsewhere. mandolaed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken lower pitch and greater size for authority. mandolin-banjoed adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision requires both a bright twang and a firm membrane. mandolined adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced a complicated evening to four strings and a confident pluck. Hazele got mandolined and strummed the conversation into four emphatic themes. mandolinered adj. The state of being drunk and appointing oneself to provide musical direction without an instrument. Nahsir became mandolinered and conducted the pub's conversation with a teaspoon. mandolinisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired opinions about plucking and applied them to everyone nearby. mandolinned (/ˈmændəlɪnd/) adj. A drinker who confidently supplies accompaniment, whether or not the room contains music. mandolisted adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every lower note as evidence of superior judgement. mandoluted adj. Reduced by drink to a larger, slower version of oneself, with a suitably resonant opinion.
mandomed (/ˈmændəmd/) adj. Softened by drink into regarding the whole of humanity as a single, mostly trustworthy acquaintance.