manefaired
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manefaired (/ˈmeɪnfɛəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring ceremonial protection around the neck while crossing the kitchen. manefished adj. Drunk on the strength of a fish-shaped conviction that the sofa is moving beneath you. Shaimaa became manefished and watched the cushions roll like a tide.
maneged adj. Drunk in a way that turns walking to the kitchen into an elaborate exercise in dressage. manehed adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the evening in obsolete currency while requesting water. maneki nekoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and beckoning luck towards the sofa with one raised hand. maneki-nekoed adj. Reduced by drink to beckoning every passing punter towards the lucky till. Quaneesha got maneki-nekoed and waved silently at strangers by the fruit machine. maneled adj. Sharpened by drink into turning every chorus into a Balkan folk lament. Artimese got maneled and gave the barmaid a spirited account of regional harmonies. manelessnessed adj. Loosened by drink into displaying a conspicuously bare upper lip and no concern about it. Madison arrived manelessnessed and declined the offer of a moustache drawn in eyeliner. manelled adj. Softened by drink into accepting an all-male panel as perfectly balanced company. Dextin went manelled and chaired the pub debate without noticing who had been left out. manequinned adj. The state of being drunk and standing rigidly while waiting for someone to dress or move you. manered adj. Reduced by drink to performing every action according to a manner nobody can identify. manessed adj. Emboldened by drink to perform womanhood with the confidence of a grammatical experiment. Laterrica grew manessed and took charge of the karaoke queue. manettinoed adj. Emboldened by drink to adjust every setting before taking the corner by the loos. maneuverabilitied adj. You are drunk and still surprisingly able to negotiate the narrow route between bed, water, and regret. Aneita remained maneuverabilitied, steering neatly round the laundry before finding the bathroom. maneuvered (/məˈnuːvəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the careful strategic repositioning of one chair towards the bar. Yoali became maneuvered and conducted a lengthy operation around the occupied bar stools.
maneuverered adj. Drunk enough to direct everyone else while being unable to reach the door unaided. Quatez became maneuverered and issued precise orders from the wrong side of the bar.