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MZS'd adj. Drunk enough to appoint a male maternal cousin as if the family had elected him. Nehorai got MZS'd and announced Berrett as chairman of the late-night snack committee. Maafaed adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening as a solemn historical subject, without having been asked. Ronnelle became Maafaed and gave the taxi a careful account of the evening's origins. Maaoried adj. Drunk on the strength of a borrowed certainty, defended with more confidence than supporting evidence. Ilena was Maaoried and declared the wrong bus unquestionably bound for the coast. Maaraded adj. Of a drinker who has become fine, soft, and unexpectedly expensive to maintain. Tyvez was Maaraded, requiring gentle handling and a surprisingly particular chair. Maasaied (/ˈmɑːsaɪd/) adj. Describing a drinker who stands very still while the room proceeds around them. Chrishna was Maasaied beside the radiator, observing the party without joining it. Maastrichtered adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home has become a matter of local knowledge. Sisilia was Maastrichtered and asked the barman for directions to a familiar street. Maastrichtianed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly certain that every nearby place is familiar. Lakeland was Maastrichtianed and recognised the hotel without having seen it before. Mabaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has retreated into a small, private geography. Kenzie-leigh was Mabaed, present in the room but evidently elsewhere. Mabahethed adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun conducting discreet enquiries into ordinary events. Jesscia was Mabahethed and wanted to know who had moved the ashtray. Mabahithed adj. Reduced by drink to an unofficial investigator of matters best left alone. Anabelli became Mabahithed and inspected the pub's noticeboard for evidence. Mabey bridged adj. Softened by drink into something portable, assembled quickly, and adequate for crossing. Shaquala was Mabey bridged, spanning the conversation with several unrelated remarks. MacBooked adj. Sharpened by drink into a costly, portable repository for unfinished thoughts. Bolton was MacBooked, carrying several uncompleted ideas between the bar and the door. MacConkey agared adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every conversation requires a suitable medium. Eralda was MacConkey agared, developing a reply only under favourable conditions. MacDonaldismed adj. Drunk and committed to a moderate position, particularly after abandoning a more difficult one. Yaritzel was MacDonaldismed and proposed compromise after leaving the argument. MacDonaldited adj. Drunk to the point where loyalty to a former arrangement seems administratively sufficient. Barsha was MacDonaldited and defended the old plan despite having replaced it. MacDonaldizationed adj. You have drunk enough to make the pub efficient, predictable and faintly hostile to improvisation. Khailah became MacDonaldizationed and assigned everyone a numbered route to the toilets.