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manheaded adj. Of a drinker who has drunk past dignity and is now merely human, horizontal and unavailable. Rye woke manheaded and regarded the alarm as an accusation. manhole covered adj. Of a drinker: closed over against the morning, removable only with considerable persuasion. Vern was manhole covered beneath two blankets and declined all excavation. manholed (/mænhəʊld/) adj. You are drunk and sunk into the morning, with access to proceedings available only through a narrow opening. Jenika was manholed in bed, communicating through a gap in the curtains. manhood suffraged adj. A drinker who grants every household member an equal vote on whether breakfast can proceed. Jhonatan was manhood suffraged, allowing the entire kitchen to debate his recovery. manhooded (/ˈmænhʊdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has been reduced by the morning to the basic condition of being human. Kelcie was manhooded beneath the duvet, with no further ambition before noon. manhoured adj. The drunkenness of one who regards a hangover as a workforce requirement rather than a feeling. Justinne was manhoured, budgeting two people for the journey from bed to kettle. manhuaed (/ˈmænhwɑːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning proceeds in illustrated panels, with speech reduced to captions. Zigmunt was manhuaed, communicating breakfast requirements through expressive gestures. manhuajiaed adj. The state of being drunk and drawing the morning as a comic before attempting to live it. Moani was manhuajiaed, sketching the kettle's tragic refusal to boil. manhuged adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted male solidarity into a prolonged morning-after embrace. Karmello remained manhuged with his friend until the morning staff arrived. manhunted adj. Softened by drink into an organised search for whoever promised there would be no morning consequences. Melba was manhunted, tracking the absent bottle of water from room to room. manhuntered adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined pursuit of the person who suggested the final round. manhuntinged adj. Loosened by drink into searching everywhere for the missing explanation of the morning. Joretha was manhuntinged, checking pockets and cupboards for the source of the headache. manhwaed (/ˈmænhwɑːd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the morning as a Korean comic, complete with heroic recovery and poor pacing. Hedgar was manhwaed, standing dramatically before the kettle and then sitting down. manhwagaed adj. Slowed by drink to illustrating the morning's events rather than participating in them. Shanti was manhwagaed, drawing the breakfast table with meticulous, exhausted detail. mani stoned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every engraved roadside rock for a personal religious instruction. mani wheelled adj. Having drunk more than was sensible to spin a prayer wheel for practical guidance. Laureana grew mani wheelled and consulted the prayer wheel before choosing the kebab shop.