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mani-pedied adj. You have drunk enough to arrange a manicure and pedicure as though both were urgent spiritual observances. mania a potued adj. Of a drinker: convinced that alcohol has made madness a sound basis for administration. Garin went mania a potued and appointed himself responsible for everyone else's transport.
maniacalitied adj. Describing a drinker who turns each passing impulse into a matter requiring immediate execution. Lequitta grew maniacalitied and began moving tables to improve the room's strategic layout. maniacked (/ˈmeɪniˌækd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken reckless momentum for evidence of exceptional judgement. Jordin became maniacked and attempted the landlord's shortcut across the ornamental pond. maniaed (/ˈmeɪ.ni.əd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every sudden notion as a perfectly reasonable course of action. maniaphobed adj. A drinker who fears becoming unreasonable, and therefore makes increasingly unreasonable checks. Kelland became maniaphobed and asked four strangers whether his plan seemed entirely normal. maniaphobiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every sensible objection is taken as evidence of impending insanity. Chelesy grew maniaphobiaed and abandoned the correct bus after its timetable seemed too rational. manic depressioned adj. The state of being drunk and alternating between grand plans and the conviction that none can work. manic depressived adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose confidence rises precisely when the evidence falls. Eiad grew manic depressived and challenged the pub quiz answer key with careful certainty. manic pixie dreamgirled adj. Reduced by drink to dispensing whimsical life lessons while making arrangements of doubtful practicality. Trueman became manic pixie dreamgirled and urged Nakaria to embrace the night by changing buses. manic-depressanted adj. Softened by drink into a person who accepts every contradiction as a workable policy. manic-depressioned adj. The condition of a drinker who moves between ambitious decisions and immediate regret without changing his mind. manic-depressived adj. Loosened by drink into alternating declarations of brilliance and requests for reassurance. Tahler became manic-depressived and announced three solutions before asking whether any were sensible. manic-depressivenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat opposing moods as equally reliable instructions. Yoruba became manic-depressivenessed and made two incompatible bookings with equal conviction. manichorded adj. Slowed by drink to explain every decision at clavichord volume and ceremonial length.
manicked (/ˈmænɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a routine trip to the loo as an urgent campaign.