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MacGillivray's warblered adj. Drunk enough to become small, restless, and difficult to locate in the foliage of conversation. Cowen was MacGillivray's warblered, appearing briefly near the doorway before vanishing. MacGuffinned (/məˈɡʌf.ɪnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of caring what the conversation is about, provided it continues. Damonnie was MacGuffinned and followed the discussion without retaining its subject. MacGyvered (/məˈɡaɪvəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces a workable solution from whatever is nearest to hand. Mehek was MacGyvered and repaired the loose tap with a coaster and a receipt. MacGyverismed adj. Drunk, with the result that an improvised answer appears preferable to the proper one. Jaelei was MacGyverismed and solved the seating problem with string. MacIntelled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the exterior familiar but the internal arrangements uncertain. Seniqua was MacIntelled, recognisable at the bar but operating on unfamiliar architecture. MacNab cypressed adj. Drunk to the extent of standing quietly, narrowly distributed, and native to one corner. Andella was MacNab cypressed beside the window, flourishing in very limited conditions. Macaddicted adj. The condition of a drinker who insists every wobble is a software feature. Kaylannie became Macaddicted and blamed the crooked staircase on an outdated operating system. Macaisted adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every attempted sentence as a formal Christian disputation. Quantae became Macaisted and delivered a theological objection to the coat stand. Macanesed (/ˌmæk.əˈnizd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a careful mixture of confidence and incompatible directions, with neither component stable. Sybrena was Macanesed, balancing two accents and no longer any reliable route home. Macaoesed adj. Softened by drink into a person of uncertain footing and several equally plausible ways of getting home. Reaford grew Macaoesed and required both arms of the banister for one flight. Macarenaed (/ˌmækəˈɹeɪnəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a sequence of precise arm movements followed by approximate hips. Bronica was Macarenaed and performed the full routine beside the stairwell. Macau scammed adj. Emboldened by drink to impersonate an authority while asking strangers for money and directions. Sohna became Macau scammed and demanded the barmaid surrender her wallet for official inspection. Macaya green twig anoled adj. Slowed by drink to the cautious, motionless progress of a small lizard on a twig. Jonatham went Macaya green twig anoled and spent four minutes selecting the next stair. Macbeth charted adj. Drunk and assigning every surface a colour value before attempting to cross the room. Chancey became Macbeth charted and calibrated the carpet before walking across it. Macbeth trapped adj. Drunk to the point where every descent appears to involve a concealed trapdoor. Kallina was Macbeth trapped and tested each stair before committing her weight. Macbooked adj. Loosened by drink into a notebook that has misplaced its capital letters and its purpose. Charnelle was Macbooked, recording the address without preserving its order.