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maniversed adj. The condition of a drinker who has multiplied possible evenings until only the kebab remains certain. manivertered adj. Drunk since last orders, and combining two separate conversations into one exhaust system. Subrenia, manivertered after closing, explained the smoking shelter to the smokers and the smokers to everyone else. manizered (/ˈmænaɪzə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and seducing every man present, including the married ones and the barman. manjacked adj. Too drunk to distinguish the landlord from the average person, or anybody else in the room. Atene was manjacked by closing time, addressing the doorman as mate and the coat stand as landlord. manjaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and cutting through the evening's conversations with a bright, hostile flourish. manjakanied adj. Having drunk more than the table could absorb, and developing small, irritating swellings in every discussion. Ricard became manjakanied over dinner, producing fresh objections whenever anyone thought the conversation had settled. manjaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to become indistinguishable from the general crowd, while insisting on personal importance. Rabani grew manjaked beside the bar, joining every conversation without improving any of them. manjeed adj. You have drunk enough to take command of the nearest vessel, including the taxi and its passengers. Areiona got manjeed outside the restaurant and attempted to captain the taxi through the one-way system. manjeelled adj. The state of being drunk and transported under cover by people with better balance. manjhaed adj. Still drunk, and slicing through other people's patience as neatly as competing kite strings. manjied adj. You are drunk and issuing nautical instructions to people who merely came out for chips. manjiroited adj. Of a drinker: mineral, geometrically fixed, and leaving companions to determine where to put him. manjoed adj. Of a drinker who has turned every conversation into a plucked accompaniment for an absent melody. manjued adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a soft exterior, a sweet filling, and several people trying to handle him carefully. Myasiah was manjued at the end of the party, yielding softly whenever anyone suggested bed. manjuiced adj. Drunk enough to regard the taxi queue as a source rather than a destination. Prisila became manjuiced after last orders and searched the queue for another round. manjuicesed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the final round from the journey it postpones. Normandy went manjuicesed when the landlord announced closing time.