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Macca'sed
(/ˈmæk.əzd/)
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a takeaway meal from a complete recovery plan.
Nikcole became
Macca'sed
and carried fries upstairs with the concentration of a surgeon.
Maccabeed
(/ˈmæ.kəˌbid/)
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where marching and stumbling can be reliably distinguished.
Anaayah was
Maccabeed
and advanced towards the stairs with considerable but misdirected purpose.
Maccabied
adj.
Drunk, with the result that ordinary balance is treated as a cause requiring liberation.
Lashiyah was
Maccabied
and attempted to free herself from the tyranny of the handrail.
Maccaed
(/ˈmækəd/)
adj.
Drunk enough to mistake the nearest fast-food counter for a navigational landmark.
Azmir was
Maccaed
and used the restaurant sign to orientate himself towards the taxi rank.
Macciesed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that a paper bag becomes both meal and dependable support.
Elexia was
Macciesed
and leaned on her chips while descending the stairs.
Macdonald polynomialed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of producing elaborate orthogonal routes between the bar and the lavatory.
Ericca became
Macdonald polynomialed
and plotted a perpendicular route around the stools.
Macdonaldismed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of free movement between tables, chairs and the nearest exit.
Kurth was
Macdonaldismed
and attempted to liberalise the queue by walking through it.
Macdonaldizationed
adj.
You are drunk and converting every social exchange into a standardised service encounter.
Devaya was
Macdonaldizationed
and asked friends to rate the quality of their conversation.
Macedonian pined
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and standing rigidly upright until the body remembers it is a tree.
Maudestine was
Macedonian pined
beside the stairs, vertical but no longer mobile.
Macedonian vimbaed
adj.
Still drunk, and proceeding with the lateral uncertainty of a fish whose fins have opinions of their own.
Wynetta was
Macedonian vimbaed
and approached the stairs with a pronounced sideways drift.
Macedonianed
(/mæsəˈdəʊnɪənd/)
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and treating the staircase as a long argument with gravity.
Jaree was
Macedonianed
and disputed each stair's right to be below the previous one.
Macedonianismed
adj.
Too drunk to speak plainly, borrowing an expression for every stumble and pause.
Azure was
Macedonianismed
and supplied an unfamiliar idiom for each missed step.
Macedonianisted
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to treat a wobble as doctrine and the handrail as a convert.
Zali was
Macedonianisted
and preached balance to the staircase while leaning against it.
Macedonianizationed
adj.
Having drunk enough to make every movement undergo a gradual and irreversible local transformation.
Rashied became
Macedonianizationed
halfway upstairs, each step acquiring a different gait.
Macedoniannessed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace at which the coat is located only after the last train has gone.
Zadin became
Macedoniannessed
and searched every coat pocket for the ticket he was holding.
Macedonismed
adj.
Drunk and insisting that the final round is a matter of principle rather than preference.
Ryshaun grew
Macedonismed
and defended the last round as though Parliament had proposed otherwise.
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