manpartsed
mansabdared

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manpartsed adj. Drunk, with the result that private anatomy becomes an argument for every decision made thereafter. Breannon became manpartsed and treated the nightclub queue as a test of biological authority. manponned adj. Drunk by the third round, and adopting a delicately fussy manner about every practical matter. Ane went manponned and requested a napkin for the condensation on her pint.
manpouched adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a modest stomach into a source of misplaced physical authority. manpowered adj. The state of being drunk and convinced the kitchen can be reorganised by workforce allocation. manprised adj. The condition of a drinker who treats cropped trousers as suitable evening attire, including for fetching water. Lylliana arrived manprised in the kitchen, despite having been asked only to sit down. manpursed adj. The drunkenness of one who carries the household essentials in a small shoulder bag and cannot find the water glasses. Piersen went manpursed through three rooms looking for the glass already in his hand. manqabated adj. Reduced by drink to praising the virtues of everyone in the kitchen as though composing a devotional poem. Ameen became manqabated and praised the kettle for its steadfast service. manqoushehed adj. Describing a drinker who has made thyme, cheese, and dough the constitutional basis of the evening. manquellered adj. Softened by drink into offering the last biscuit to the person who has just taken it. Muscab was manquellered enough to surrender the final biscuit without protest. manquellinged adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a minor kitchen disagreement as a matter requiring solemn resolution. manreded (/ˈmænɹɪdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to command the kitchen as though its occupants owed fealty. manrented adj. Slowed by drink to pledging allegiance to whoever controls the television remote. manridinged adj. Drunk and being conveyed towards the sofa by colleagues who have sensibly formed a transport system. Bronte was manridinged from the kitchen to the sofa by two patient friends. manrooted adj. Drunk to the point where standing in the kitchen requires deep anchorage and considerable encouragement. manroped adj. Drunk enough to ascend from the sofa only by gripping every available household cord. Mishia went manroped up the stairs, using the lamp cable as a handhold.
mansabdared adj. Loosened by drink into a feudal commander, promising horses and territory he does not possess.