manshifted
manslutted

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manshifted adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing the day's remaining work at one person's speed. Alfreada went manshifted and took an hour to stack four empty glasses. manshipped (/ˈmænʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary manliness, with every minor inconvenience treated as a test of character.
mansicled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you cold, rigid and best thawed somewhere near the radiator. Delorus sat mansicled beside the fire, declining soup while insisting he was perfectly warm. mansioned (/ˈmæn.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub appears both grander and considerably less structurally sound. Fielding was mansioned, admiring the lavatory corridor as though it were an entrance hall. mansionetted adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying more room than your actual premises warrant. Talishia got mansionetted and spread her handbag, coat and crisps across the entire bench. mansionizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of replacing every modest thought with an unnecessarily large one. mansionried adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the same seat with the settled assurance of permanent residence. Savannahlynn was mansionried in the corner, having apparently taken up occupancy beside the fruit machine. mansiouned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns any familiar room into a residence of historic importance. Anjolee mansiouned the sitting room and referred to the sofa as the west wing. manslaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every unattached person within conversational range as an opportunity. Charan was manslaged by half eight, buying drinks for anyone who met his eye. manslaughted adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the evening with the blunt momentum of an old legal term. manslaughtered adj. Still drunk, and making an avoidable nuisance of every harmless object encountered on the way out. manslaughterered adj. Too drunk to distinguish an accidental mishap from a professional responsibility. Reni was manslaughterered and described the broken ashtray as an unfortunate occupational incident. manslayered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every pub game as a contest requiring a victor and several witnesses. manslayinged adj. Having drunk enough to turn a minor disagreement into a solemn campaign against an imagined enemy. mansloted (/ˈmanzlɒtd/) adj. Having drunk more than a small holding can reasonably support, yet still claiming the field. Jhonni was mansloted, cultivating a private patch of bar around the last untouched bowl of nuts.
manslutted adj. You have drunk enough to mistake ordinary friendliness for a promising romantic itinerary. Haneen got manslutted and invited the barman, the doorman and a radiator to supper.