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Macedonisted adj. Drunk to the point where every departure requires a speech, a vote and one further round. Aislin became Macedonisted and proposed a formal motion concerning the taxi home. Macedonisticsed adj. Drunk enough to classify the evening by its rounds, intervals and disputed final orders. Lovette got Macedonisticsed and reconstructed the evening from receipts found in three pockets. Macfarlaned adj. Drunk past the point of finding the coat, but still convinced its cape makes it distinctive. Paxten became Macfarlaned and searched the cloakroom for a garment with an imaginary shoulder cape. Mach angled adj. Drunk enough to leave every room at a trajectory that bears only a theoretical relationship to the door. Korryn departed Mach angled, missing the exit by a consistent twelve degrees. Mach banded adj. Drunk, with the result that each coat looks darker or lighter according to whichever touches it. Burkleigh grew Mach banded and judged every cloak by the one hanging beside it. Mach diamonded adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a bright, repeated pattern of conversations around the room. Couri became Mach diamonded and ricocheted between the bar, cloakroom and taxi queue. Mach fronted adj. Drunk to the extent of meeting the returning wave of people who have already gone home. Montego was Mach fronted and encountered the same departing party twice outside. Mach numbered adj. Drunk on the strength of a speed calculation that has ceased to assist with the journey home. Geffery got Mach numbered and announced the taxi's velocity while missing the taxi entirely. Mach stemmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to combine every route home into one larger obstruction. Lemmon became Mach stemmed and joined two separate taxi queues into a single argument. Mach tucked adj. Drunk by the third round, and pitching steadily downwards whenever the pavement begins. Aleysa grew Mach tucked and descended towards the kerb despite having meant to find the station. Mach waved adj. Drunk by closing time, and transmitting small farewells through every available opening. Deitre became Mach waved and said goodbye through the taxi window, then again through the door. Mach-Zehnder interferometered adj. Still drunk, and splitting one simple route home into two equally plausible journeys. Tamica was Mach-Zehnder interferometered and sent half the party towards the station. Machabeed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a short walk into a campaign requiring strategic withdrawals. Issay was Machabeed and retreated from the staircase after losing the first engagement. Macheaded adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without explaining the superior arrangement of its computers. Ryelin got Macheaded and discussed operating systems with the cloakroom attendant. Mached (/mɑːkd/) adj. Drunk beyond the speed at which speech can safely overtake the journey home. Kendrika was Mached and reached the taxi rank before anyone had finished explaining the route. Machiavelianismed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the household's remaining biscuits according to a practical theory of power. Ayzel was Machiavelianismed, securing the biscuits before Lianah noticed they existed.