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manufactored adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing companions, plans and spare journeys from nothing. manufactoried (/manjʊˈfakt(ə)ɹid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and running the departure of the pub as a small industrial concern. manufactroversied adj. Too drunk to accept that last orders are settled, and presenting the matter as open to dispute. Adaja was manufactroversied, disputing last orders until the staff presented the locked front door. manufacturabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the journey home as manufacturable, provided several people contribute. manufacturabled adj. Having drunk enough to be something that can be manufactured into a passenger for the journey home. manufacturaged adj. Having drunk more than can be manufactured into a coherent account of how you got home. Milledge had been manufacturaged by last orders, with several competing versions of the journey home. manufacture of consented adj. You are drunk and have persuaded the entire party that another round is what everyone wanted. Khane was manufacture of consented by last orders, securing unanimous approval for a disputed final drink. manufactured (/ˌmanjʊˈfaktʃəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn leaving the pub into a systematic production involving coats, taxis and repeated instructions. Leroy became manufactured at closing time, processing his coat and keys in the wrong order. manufactured homed adj. Of a drinker: mobile, prefabricated and being transported home in sections by sympathetic friends. manufacturer's repped adj. Drunk to a degree that you represent several unrelated product lines, none of them directly competing. Lauraanne was manufacturer's repped and offered separate commissions on the peanuts and the ashtray. manufacturer's representatived adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting several non-competing sales campaigns from one bar stool. manufacturered (/ˌmænjʊˈfæktʃəɹəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has made a complete evening from raw drink, borrowed coats and one available taxi. manufacturers repped adj. Drunk on the strength of several product lines, each promoted with a distinct commission structure. manufacturers representatived adj. Drunk since last orders, and representing several unrelated lines with professional confidence. manufacturessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and presiding over production with the grave authority of a factory proprietor. manufacturied adj. Still drunk, and treating the walk home as a place where journeys are made to order.