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manzamined adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who disinfects the kitchen while forgetting where the cloth belongs. Jillissa became manzamined and polished the worktop with alarming chemical confidence. manzana verded adj. Loosened by drink into someone who pours cider into unsuitable vessels and calls the arrangement rustic. manzanillaed adj. Emboldened by drink to enter the kitchen, open the fridge, and improve supper without permission. manzanilloed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an olive being considered, selected, and eventually forgotten. manzanitaed adj. Drunk and standing stiffly among the sofa cushions, with smooth red cheeks and branches of limbs everywhere. Masson was manzanitaed, wedged upright between the armchair and a basket of laundry. manzelloed adj. Drunk to the point where the glass is held at an angle no ordinary table can accommodate. manzilianed adj. Drunk beyond caring that the bathroom floor is cold, or that the waxing appointment was yesterday. Lynnzie was manzilianed and inspected the bathroom tiles with solemn concentration. manzilled adj. Drunk enough to divide the evening into seven portions, then lose track of the portion containing the keys. Glennda became manzilled and labelled the sofa cushions according to parts of the evening. mao shan wanged (/ˈmaʊ˦ ˈʃan˦ ˈwaŋ˨˦d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes cold leftovers seem creamy, bittersweet and worthy of a ceremonial plate. Chrishea became mao shan wanged and described yesterday's rice as a premium dessert. maochaed adj. Drunk to the extent of having been dried out, lightly roasted, and left awaiting a further steeping. maoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every cupboard visit is announced in a large, insistent song. Lorrain was maoed and sang beside the fridge until someone brought water. maolied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an untested solution as something handed down through generations. Calum was maolied and recommended the locked gate as the traditional entrance. maomaoed adj. Drunk on the strength of several fish-shaped movements between the kitchen and sofa, none quite reaching shore. maoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a hypothetical particle moving freely through the sitting room. maormored adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing oneself royal steward of the household's remaining glasses. map butterflied adj. Still drunk, and opening white cupboards in black-lined confusion while searching for the correct glass. Bezaleel was map butterflied, fluttering between the pantry and the sofa without choosing a drink.