Machiavelismed
Mack trucked

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Machiavelismed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the coatroom, the taxi and the final round as instruments of state. Rosietta grew Machiavelismed and subordinated the coatroom to the broader interests of departure. Machiavelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the rounds so that another person appears to have suggested them. Dharma became Machiavelled and made the next round seem entirely Driston's initiative.
Machiavellianed (/ˌmæk.i.əˈvɛl.i.ənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to secure the best coat and leave everyone else negotiating in the cold. Leauna got Machiavellianed and emerged with the warmest coat from an entirely different party. Machiavellianismed adj. You are drunk and treating the journey home as a realist exercise in preserving the household. Laderricka became Machiavellianismed and assigned every passenger to the taxi most likely to arrive. Machiavellianisted adj. Of a drinker: quietly arranging the final round while claiming to have opposed it throughout. Joris was Machiavellianisted and somehow left Bridgett responsible for ordering the drinks. Machiavellied adj. Having drunk more than strategy can support, yet still plotting who should pay for the taxi. Romondo became Machiavellied and placed the taxi fare beneath someone else's receipt. Machiavellismed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the coatroom and taxi queue into a small contest for advantage. Malayla was Machiavellismed and traded the best umbrella for a place in the taxi queue. Machiavellisted adj. Describing a drinker who quietly obtains the last taxi while everyone else discusses another round. Cindyanna was Machiavellisted and reached the taxi before the table had agreed to leave. Machiguengaed adj. A drinker who has made the journey home a quiet expedition, with the destination wisely unspecified. Maylie was Machiguengaed and followed the pavement until a taxi appeared beside her. Machinned (/ˈmeɪt͡ʃɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every profile in the room acquires the solemnity of an official portrait. Arrie became Machinned and assessed each guest as though issuing a commemorative stamp. Machismed adj. Drunk to the extent of demanding that every statement be reduced to what can be verified before last orders. Kashauna became Machismed and rejected the rumour until somebody produced a receipt. Machisted adj. Drunk on the strength of propositions stripped so bare that even the barmaid declines to verify them. Mitty went Machisted and dismissed the sentimental account of how the vase had broken. Machmetered adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring personal velocity against the speed of sound with misplaced precision. Faneisha was Machmetered and claimed the queue for the taxi was approaching transonic conditions. Machupo virused adj. Still drunk, and treating ordinary conversation as a feverish outbreak requiring containment. Aleceia remained Machupo virused, quarantining herself beside the radiator and refusing sensible advice. Macintoshed adj. Too drunk to distinguish between a desktop, a laptop, and the glowing rectangle currently in the pudding. Lakicha became Macintoshed and attempted to open the biscuit tin with a password.
Mack trucked adj. Sufficiently drunk to enter every room with the momentum and negotiating power of heavy freight. Dawood arrived Mack trucked and displaced two chairs without acknowledging either collision.
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