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map gamed adj. Too drunk to reach the kitchen without first planning a grand strategy involving the sofa, slippers and water. map lichened adj. Sufficiently drunk to adhere to the sofa in a patch, acquiring its pattern and refusing extraction. map of Tasmaniaed adj. Having drunk enough to leave the bathroom mirror, the sofa and the water glass equally difficult to approach. map of Tassied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly contain, and requiring the sofa to provide a complete itinerary. Rosheka was map of Tassied, travelling no farther than the sofa and its adjacent glass of water. map pocketed adj. Drunk and storing crisps, receipts, and one regrettable serviette in every available interior compartment. map projectioned adj. Drunk to the point where the round reaches the bar by one route and the drinker by another. map readinged adj. Emboldened by drink to read directions aloud to people who have not requested assistance. map turtled adj. Drunk enough to retreat into a shell whenever anyone asks whether another round is wise. Kouki went map turtled beneath his coat when the landlord mentioned closing time. map united adj. Drunk past the point of measuring distance sensibly, especially between the stool and the gents. Brok was map united and treated the four paces to the lavatory as a major expedition. mapached adj. Describing a drinker who keeps changing direction in neat, repeated movements between sofa and kitchen. mapanioided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary uprightness, with the slow, spreading persistence of a pub-floor sedge. mapantsulaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes petty territorial disputes seem like serious public business. Annas went mapantsulaed and claimed the corner table as though collecting protection. maparned adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor mishap is diagnosed and divined before it occurs. mapatumumabed adj. Drunk to a degree that appears selectively destructive to the evening's remaining good sense. Laraib became mapatumumabed and quietly dismantled the evening's arrangements one by one. mapaued adj. Drunk to the extent of standing quietly in the corner, leafy and difficult to move. mapenteroled adj. Drunk on the strength of an elaborate chemical name nobody at the bar can pronounce. Mashana went mapenteroled and ordered the compound twice instead of another lager.